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Might just be CT and me, but this is going to be magnificent

See, there's the problem

Whichever of Chelsea's 17 keepers he can score a penalty past, we sign.

We're the country of "STOP THE BOATS" so I'm not sure we've got a leg to stand on at the minute tbh

I hear there are specialist clubs for that kind of thing in New Zealand.

Aye, Renton. Have ye heard of a thing called.... a joke?

It's also the name of a former TT poster's OnlyFans account. (not really)

Oops, I missed us moving on to milk puns in the meantime. I suppose I've put my foot in my mouth there, but at least it doesn't lack toes.

I think your Baps Lock key is stuck

Do you reckon he thinks the lad at the front there is Eddie Howe?

Still, if anyone should appreciate a good dribbler...

Oops

This thread is already stale, but at yeast we're getting some puns out of it.

Oh, looks like I've got him on the bench. Terrific.

Zirkzee winner tonight? STOP THE COUNT!

We've got smart meter installation booked in for the end of the month so obviously I'm delighted to hear it's gone wrong for so many people. Tbf the smart meters at our old place (same neighbourhood) worked well so hopefully at least the area itself isn't cursed like with Renton.

Get yourself down to the Convention Centre and unleash your inner Jan Leeming 💃

Nice city! I've done a parkrun in the shadow of that stadium.

Some redeeming features.

Just flicking through my Goodreads (not a euphemism) and Demon Copperhead, Piranesi, Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow, Anxious People, Young Mungo are a few recent-ish novels I've enjoyed that aren't so obscure you can't get them from Waterstones or the library. Marzahn, Mon Amour and Swimming In The Dark are very good but fall into that more obscure category. Tim Moore keeps churning out good travelogues centered around ridiculous modes of transport. I've liked everything by Chris Brookmyre in recent years (Fallen Angel, The Cut, The Cliff House etc.). I'm aware you weren't necessarily asking for recommendations but now you've got some anyway.

CCTV footage from the breakfast room at our B&B this morning: