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I thought he fitted security systems.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-insanity-mxlv-selected,31656/

Any peer-to-peer facilitator would give you a default probability of 98%+ over a three-day horizon, aka the "Tassimo clause".

The economy is pissing the pint of no return.

Wonder if peer-to-peer lending will take off properly as a result.

Superb.

You forgot the biggest calamity of all ("tied the population's economic prospects to the impossibility of ever-rising house prices").

They came veeeeery close to representing Estonia... but lost.

I'm not sure, but I suspect it involves this:

Reading have sacked McDermott.

Making a play for the leadership now that Dave is on the ropes?

Aye. I've had a go at his decision-making before so have to give two thumbs up for that one. Beautiful.

It's beginning to look a lot like Duvel

Or the next Lee Clarke

Better half's claim to fame for the night: showing David Ginola to the toilets at a charity event. Didn't go in with him though. Amateur.

The little homophobic wasn't at all happy about it, I can tell you.

I tend to use a tin of kidney beans and a tin of another type of bean (whatever happens to be in the cupboard, borlotti, black eye), so I suppose baked haricots aren't too great a leap. I reckon I'd be forever expecting a slight aftertaste of cheap tomato sauce though.

Were you at the Street Spice festival too?

"I couldn't get oranges so here's some beans instead. Oh and Boldon Asda didn't have Lucozade so I brought some bread and butter."

To make Marveaux look less shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwMgAS858YQ Hungary Hungary Hipsters.