Rayvin

Quite appropriately. I'm not going to get my hopes up.

I agree with the general consensus on this - the season is over as far as we're concerned. We're playing a very risky 'hobble over the finish line' with 15 games to go, but there it is. We were always going to lose this. I feel for Pardew; he isn't great but if I was in his position I'd probably have fucked off by now. He's been with us long enough to get another decent job in the big time, and he can point to having an utter fuckwit as a chairman as being the thing that held him/us back. Makes you wonder though - if Ashley was actually a decent chairman, Pardew would probably having us pushing the top 4...(i.e. if we'd had comparable investment to the other teams).

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Can you not take the money out of Paypal before this sort of thing happens? I'm assuming they can't just reach into your bank account and grab it from there.

I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those inexplicable games where we don't get hammered as much as we probably should do. We'll lose, that's certain, but I doubt it'll be by more than 4 goals...

Can Yanga-Mbiwa play as a defensive CM? I mean, we're fucked, but we're not fucked enough to play Gosling surely?

I've not commented on this yet, so all I'm going to say is This at least means we don't run the risk of ending up with Kinnear by calling for Pardew to sod off.

Still confident - I think there's a lot of underestimating of our team going on (even in here tbf).

To be fair, Kinnear probably said he was a replacement over and over again while mispronouncing the kid's name and fondling himself.

... I dunno, I just can't believe we'd lose. Although I felt that way the last few times.

Two of those were against Carlisle and Kidderminster... And they lost at home to Villa a few weeks ago. They drew a lot of other games, and beat Fulham who are shite. Granted they saw off Man Utd, but it's a very poor and listless Man Utd. They beat Everton, I'll give them that. EDIT - and they just barely beat Kidderminster.

I have a good feeling about this - they're definitely thinking we're on the ropes and I think Norwich proved we aren't. I know Remy won't be playing but even so, we can take them.

The Gomis deal collapsed because of his agent, I thought... wanted a bigger wage or something.

I had to make it about academic publishing, that's the industry I work in! And inter cultural stuff is always interesting...!

So like, if we buy him, does that mean that the club actually might know what it's doing..? Sounds like a good fit tbh, and if Ashley is considering that spending £15m now for a £25-30m fee in future might be worth it, then fair enough IMO.

He could have his head turned though...

Another Dutch guy might keep Krul on board? EDIT - that sounds silly when I read it back

That is very interesting... I mean, I do like them, I'm grateful that they put me through the course - but enough to justify two years of my life? No. Thanks, I'll look into that.

So this is over the line? Really?? That's strangely positive.

On the word count - no, believe it or not I have enough useless information on that topic to write 15k words... I did it while working a full time job so my circumstance has changed absolutely zero, except that now I have a huge debt to my company if I leave in the next two years - during which time they will pay me fuck all because they know I won't stump up the money. But hey, it's what I signed up for. And probably also the reason I will remain a houseless bum

...that's...graphic.

This. This, this this. We are going to beat Sunderland, I mean ffs, we destroyed Wham in the first half, managed 50-60 minutes of utter domination against Norwich. Both of those teams are better than fucking Sunderland. We will win.

Very encouraging team performance after the loss of a key player. Norwich are utterly awful. We'll still beat Sunderland, I think a lot of you are overestimating how good they actually are.

What in fuck happened? EDIT - Ah I see...