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That whole thing seems like a lie. His daughter failed her exams and his food isn’t as good as a takeaway. Big fat phoney

Winning 5-1 to draw 5-5 and win on pens is pretty special tbf

Fair enough. I used to play for them as a kid when Ron Atkinson was the manager. We played youth team games when the first team was training and he would play at training in 50’s style long shorts with all his gold on and then come watch the kids with a fur coat on. Really nice family club when I was there.

Some game mind

Hope Wednesday win, but I have a soft spot

Aye I thought Mitoma might cause trippier some problems but he just pocketed one of the most dangerous players in the league, no bother

Who do you think is the hardest member of our team? I’m going big Joe or schar, maybe botman. Is that a RTG question?

Just casually playing Matt targett in midfield 4-1 up against Brighton. No bother

Me neither

Caicedo has been a chewy cunt all night but he is a class player

Isak or Wilson need to come off. Both quiet, bring asm on to have a go at the young right back

I know Wilson has scored a lot recently but he isn’t playing well imo

I’m so glad we scored off that free kick when they were acting the cunt

Cheers lads, just feels like it’s some other cunts turn tbh

Well my families recent trouble show no end. Some of you will remember I have a severely disabled brother after he had a brain haemorrhage 11 years ago aged 30. I then had cancer twice, lost my grandad, my dad got cancer and died. My nana is currently end of life care for heart failure and today my mam has been diagnosed with cancer. Could say my head is in the shed and has been for a while.

We are on the outskirts of playa del ingles. Fondle ahoy

That’s the joke mate

Mowbray is a good looking boro lad tbh

Bellingham has signed for Real Madrid hasn’t he or was that all bollocks? Rice is a Chelsea fan I think and definitely best friends with Mason Mount. They will spend again if they can get rid of some players and wages could see him going there.

Serves you right for playing rugby tbh, game for arseholes

I’m glad we are bad for it tbh. For years we have been too easy to play against, going back as long as I can remember. One of my favourite things about this team is we are full of fuck and give it to everyone

Eating too many pies is why I’ve taken up walking tbf

Enjoyed an 8 miler around Derbyshire the other weekend. About a mile up and down in total, anything longer than that I’m liable to get bored tbh

Planning a few walks around Northumberland for the summer. I know there are some other old boring fucks who like a walk around there so any suggestions? Also if anyone wants their chin testing while I’m there just let me know

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