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Twitter has been canny bad for years, at least MySpace had the good grace to die before the boomers and racists took over (see also Facebook). Cesspit, hope it costs musk a fortune

When that was new, I lent that exact kind of box set to a mate. He gave me it back missing one disc, the cunt. I had completely forgot about it until now as well. Going to ring him at 4am

Would you say Phillips is their best ever player? Pretty low bar

Gordon’s missus’ bangers though

Not allowed to call them that anymore mate

It’s probably because I drive it all the time, going home to see family but it’s mind blowing how often there are massive tailbacks

I’m a fan of Gordon for what it’s worth

It just always seems to have shite accidents (two separate ones today) that result in delays

Like it known that the strawbz bloke on that tweet is not me

Well that was 4 days of my life I won’t get back, topped off today by a 7.5 hour drive from Wales to boro (taking my mam for her op in the morning) due to the M62. Which is in my opinion the worst road in the world, and I’ve driven in North Africa.

Go back to shouting at people near Grey’s monument I expect

I get that parents think their children and brilliant and interesting, that’s fine. Doesn’t mean I have to agree

Honestly thought people might be self aware enough to talk about something other than children, but how wrong I was. I actually don’t mind these two but for 4 days it gets a bit much. They aren’t that interesting, and not everything they do needs to be a spectacle of wonder and amazement. The elder one did a shit in his portapotty thing earlier and shouted “look” when he got off it, no ta mate.

I’m away for the weekend with our lass, her two brothers & their partners and children (2.5 and 9 months) and her parents (is their wedding anniversary). Havent had a minutes peace from talking about children since Thursday night, having to play with the older one just because he happens to be a child. Finally thought I had some peace, escaped to a beer garden with my book and a pint. They have no all decided to leave the beach and come and meet me. Fucking kill iz

Italy lost last night, so are out?

Really selling having kids and ever shagging your missus again here lads

Bet he doesn’t either. Paid per word, no retainer

You are a bunch of old cunts, and having a go at Elton John who is 76 year old. See how good youse lot are your jobs at that age. He knows he shite, he’s come out with a tight band, and played all the hits. He can’t much more than he is.

I used to love him when I was a “student” but I was using a variety of drugs at the time. His songs hold up imo

Cat Stevens putting on a decent show for his age

I live down the road from the Talleyrand in Manchester, literally walking distance. Kazimier in liverpool is a good night out too

They were playing Billy Braggs stage at half 7 yesterday but it doesn’t seem to have any cameras on it apparently.

Can you look for a specific band on iPlayer? My mates band was playing yesterday but I can’t seem to find them on there

He isn’t the kind to sit deep. He’s a proper old school midfielder who covers the whole pitch

The health and safety at work act has been in place since 1974, the stupid cunt