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    Should be pointed out it is the fault of the legal system, not the govenment. Hopefully it will be sorted out, anyone that agrees with that decision is insane. Edit: Oops, the article does point that out. I'm not having a godd day. 134816[/snapback] Not while the Prime Ministers wife defends the fuckers in court.... Directly opposing her own husbands official public statements to "sort it out".. The cow should stay out of these sort of cases, and he should start being a man and telling her to get back to the kitchen sink 134872[/snapback] There's a conflict of interest there, I agree. And she does seem to wear the trousers to an extent (she earns a lot more than him, for instance).
  2. Fucking hell, what's wrong with me? But then why did SLP say zebra?
  3. I think the hotel should sue them. I'm serious. God I hate Spurs.
  4. Reminded me of this: What's black and slides down Nelson's Column? 134843[/snapback] I was thinking Winne Mandela but that doesn't really work..... 134845[/snapback] It used to be her though, a classic joke back in the day 134850[/snapback] Why black and white though - does she have white hair? Can't honestly remember. I prefer the zebra answer.
  5. It is a shame there's only one home nation though. It's definitely not as interesting.
  6. They should give us public workers the day off tbh, except for mackems. A fitting tribute.
  7. Reminded me of this: What's black and slides down Nelson's Column? 134843[/snapback] I was thinking Winne Mandela but that doesn't really work.....
  8. I Bob Moncur. Be in your seat for 7:35, hold a fucking card up. I'm all for going to show the bloke some respect and thanks, but this is taking the pied pipe of piss. 134825[/snapback] I'm going and will show respect, obviously. But people telling me to stay seated etc? Fuck off, patronising bastards.
  9. Hope the Scotland team get down to SJP in time to take the half time penalties.
  10. Tbh, it sounds shit, I'm not looking forward to it. And that last bit is taking the piss.
  11. Not kidding like, this has had some of the gobshites heading for the hills. Gemmill away to San Fransisco no less, just to avoid the pressure of having to respond in this thread. 134727[/snapback] And meet up with some like-minded people.
  12. Renton

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    Should be pointed out it is the fault of the legal system, not the govenment. Hopefully it will be sorted out, anyone that agrees with that decision is insane. Edit: Oops, the article does point that out. I'm not having a godd day.
  13. FFS Yes, I meant Gibson. Edit: The Dan Dare reject can go fuck himself too. Are England fans worried?
  14. Where to? Africa? Racist tbh! 134796[/snapback] It reminded me of that song sung by Tim Healy in Phoenix nights, but no-one got my reference.
  15. The only person I feel remotely sorry for after this is McClaren, as he is such a good chairman (not as good as Shepherd though, obviously). The rest can go and fuck themselves.
  16. True, I'd rather live a full life for 70 or 80 years, than take it easy for an extra 10 or 20 years of incontinence. 134786[/snapback] I guess it depends if you work to live, or live to work. Personally I'm retiring as soon as I can afford to. You need interests though.
  17. Perhaps he cant afford to tbh. 134742[/snapback] As UM is fond of telling us, we paid him quite a bit in compensation. £2million I think, but I could be wrong. He should be taking it easy really. 134764[/snapback] I think work keeps him going..... (like most older people...) 134778[/snapback] Let him become a packer at Sainsburys.
  18. These boots aren't the ones we wanted son. He's shite, simple as. I couldn't believe how fickle the fans were against Chelsea, actually getting behind him if he did anything remotely right. He was still shite imo, and the 8 million price tag from Rangers is just taking the piss. 134766[/snapback] And here's me thinking we were just getting behind everyone on the park. 134776[/snapback] I get behind the team, and never boo. But some people seem to think it's acceptable to boo Boumsong one minute, and boom him the next! Hypocrites. Does anyone really believe the crowd can improve his confidence and make him a decent player? I don't want him at the club - he's a liability who will cost us games.
  19. These boots aren't the ones we wanted son. He's shite, simple as. I couldn't believe how fickle the fans were against Chelsea, actually getting behind him if he did anything remotely right. He was still shite imo, and the 8 million price tag from Rangers is just taking the piss.
  20. He's something like 74 is he not? Not that old by today's standards. Too old to work in footie management though.
  21. There's definalty something fishy about it. Coat please. 134069[/snapback] Oh cod not another fish association thread.
  22. Erm no, I don't. I simply find the concept that sailors (or pirates even) would tie up and rape a dolphin quite funny. I know this is not reality, and just to make it perfectly clear, I would never condone such actions in real life, nor want to see it. Maybe it is you that has a problem here?
  23. Amusing would be a better adjective than objectionable though. 134035[/snapback] .. no it wouldn't... it would be the opposite of what I was trying to elude to i.e. that you find that mental image... satisfactory... enjoyable even. 134055[/snapback] And your point is?
  24. Could you "tp" a female dolphin.... 134043[/snapback] "tp"?? What are you on about, you sick sick man? 134047[/snapback] Too much porn..... I think I've plumbed new depths with talk of dolphin orgies. Btw, I saw a documentary on dolphins the other day and they're all sluts as a matter of fact. They have sex and multiple partners for pleasure.
  25. Could you "tp" a female dolphin....
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