Alex

" One sex offender even pretended to be a ROAD outside a girls' secondary school to entice teen students to accept his friend request. "

Wolfy's game face:

The best thing is that it's written with apparent sincerity.

Definitely offside. Which makes the miss funnier. Scored more games in his first game for us than he has in over a season at Spurs

He's Dave Stewart

...lives by the sea

Shit. He wrote the best songs in Husker Du I reckon. Not that I have a massive knowledge of their extensive back catalogue but I certainly feel that way about the one on Candy Apple Grey. RIP. Think this was my favourite

Toby Young

Touched a nerve tbh

Listen to Dizzee Rascal there, telling us how it is

He's a great boxer, barely wastes a punch.

Sacre bleu

Aye, they're a very attractive proposition at present of course.

And what does that mean in this context?

I think loads of them just say anything we do is cringeworthy in a shitty, futile attempt to feel less bad about the state of their club. And they went on like Hippo Heed was the greatest thing in the world ever after he kept them up by the skin of their teeth. Then when he shit all over them and subsequently got binned by England they still pined for him and he turned them down and they still love him because he 'relegated the scum'. But they aren't cringeworthy or embarrassing. Meanwhile the warmth towards Rafa is quite possibly one of the things that has seen him stay and fight for our club.

Like the Metro, hate getting the bus

What does 'washed down' mean in this context?

The league cup fucker

Aye, it would be an upgrade on what I'd currently be able to tell any future grandkids anyway.

Made from the finest organically grown Kashmiri poppies

Maybe that's what's happened with Chez.