Alex

It seems especially inept given suicide notes are relatively uncommon.

Like most of the other shit he comes out with then

I thought of Mike Ashley's when I read it

You could be even more rebellious and just not bother wearing one

Does comedy like John Wayne Gacy

Firstly, it relates to the half-and-half hats on the previous page and, secondly, non sequitar, should be two words.

Remember having a half NUFC / half Celtic one. Don't know why like as I have no affiliation (not even religious) with the latter. Think they were just more popular with lads at school than the half Rangers ones. Used to prefer the Celtic colours too.

I was shitting myself listening to that Leicester match

I would imagine it's total fucking bollocks and a excuse for him to move to the US without been seen as the rat deserting the sinking ship.

You not thinking of Jimbo?

The 60s / Beatles-themed bar that only ever seems to play 70s glam rock Or it did anyway. Not been in there in fucking years

Is Peppers still going?

He might have a chance of getting his message across if he wasn't too arrogant to recognise that, by embracing neo-liberalism, he's one of the big reasons we arrived here. I don't think I can ever recall him admitting to being in the wrong on any major issue

Come, he's just getting used to the Premier League Agreed though, I thought he's start well and fade. He's been absolute dogshit

Our club record's not much of a benchmark though, especially after the last tv deal. I agree it's unlikely we'd bid that for him though.

When he said he'd served the queen he meant he used to work behind the bar in the Frog and Nightgown.

The flailing moron was lurking

Hey, fatty!

That's all folks

Newcastle Arms is good