catmag

That'll do. They're mid-table in the Belgian league apparently. Shouldn't be too much of a problem. Ties to be played 14th/15th Feb.

Just put it in the bank and say nothing....

God, we're rubbish......

Late as usual cos I'm useless but hope you had a good one

I'd move to Oz in a second like.

Might be a residual migraine or something. Have you drank too much alcohol/not had enough sleep either? Difficult to say really but if it still hasn't gone in a day or two then go to the docs. Oh and don't take paracetamol and co-codamol together kids!

Wimp

I was tempted to make another slight alteration to that, but I really didn't have the nerve. Dare you!

Pack it in or I'll have to come and hunt you down!!

Apoplectic, hissing at the screen tbh. When the mods see fit to change your screenname to cuntmag, I promise to never use the term on here again. I reckon it's a term of affection, anyway.

I think if you had used it to take advantage of her, you would be, which is what we're talking about here. Mind, I don't see how it's much of an argument, as we could both define 'cunt' pretty differently. I think we're all cunts for various reasons, and I'm particularly bad (probably a fetid one tbh) in many ways, but not this one. I see catmag lurking, I'd say she's having a field day! She's on the verge of throwing the towel in!!

I can pass for 18

Sned. Well, he looks like the oldest...

Walliver, she's taking you for a complete mug. Walk away while you've still got a bit of dignity and however hard it may be it's the only option considering the way she's playing you off. You may well end up losing her as a friend but that's entirely preferable to always being second best to someone else whom she has no intentions of ever giving up for you.

To Sned, Holden McGroin and my grandma. Have a very happy day now y'all!

Fuck. Mebbes I should go back out again....

Am I reading this right? I've completely missed the first half and this has surprised me to say the least

Theatre, anaesthetics, recovery and critical care. Only go over and help out with the babies if they have to be lifted out the sunroof....

Have a class night missus!

You were on a bus in Byker with your mother in law? how fucking under the thumb are you?????? Car was in for a service and I had to carry something back for her. Her mother is proving to be the worst of all the women in Wallsend tbh, she was at a school meeting with wor lass yesterday and was asking why the school hadn't sent out Santa letters to all the kids as planned. One of the teachers said they didn't have the facilities to sort it all out, so she replied, "Well I can't believe that like, what you's are basically saying is that were as far back as the Chinese!" Wouldn't have been so bad if the Chinese woman at the meeting hadn't walke out! I've just spat tea on my knee

Urgh. Had a bloke in the other night who's foot was hanging off - literally. There was just a flap of skin holding it on at the back, bones sticking out at all angles, and mushed toes. Nice, how'd that happen? Loading logs onto a lorry. They slipped and fell on him. He had other multiple injuries but that was the worst of it.

Urgh. Had a bloke in the other night who's foot was hanging off - literally. There was just a flap of skin holding it on at the back, bones sticking out at all angles, and mushed toes.

I'm cleaning. Kind of. Inbetween messing about on the computer...

Knocked one out off the balcony more like. Eww, imagine walking below. You'd wonder what kind of pigeons were around them parts

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here. Come and do my cleaning to take your mind off it pet