catmag

Got them now. Thanks very much guys..

I'm unable to access any of the fixtures sites from work so will someone be good enough to PM them to me please? Thanks in advance.

Lennondinho

I don't care who we get first or last - we've got to play them all anyway

Why does that never happen in my street?

Anyone remember Pop-Up Video where they'd show videos with little funny/sarky snippets about them?

Freddie should be covered for hot air tbh. We'd be owed a fortune.

He's got the compo sorted. Nice one. Now fuck off! (him, not you!) Seriously though, he was on the other day demanding Sven play him 90 minutes so its a non issue from now on as far as he's concerned. Camera whore! (you, not him) 151806[/snapback]

Bring John Barnes and Ian Rush in man.

Ugh. The Fat One has just been on the news. How does he still manage to look smug when talking about vomiting?

Just don't ever let her near blokes like you

It is his anterior cruciate. Shite.

You blatantly fancy him like

If it's his anterior cruciate then he'll probably need reconstructive surgery and full recovery at Premiership level would probably be 9 months to a year, but full and absolute recovery is rare in those cased. A better (!) scenario is if he's torn some meniscus or something but we won't know til the scan results are revealed.

Fook me, did the Sorting Hat ever get it wrong? 151171[/snapback] Not often

Congratulations and good luck

Freudian slip? 151138[/snapback] Nah, just a bit of dyslexia today...

There's hell about it amongst some Christians apparently who believe it is making a mockery of the cruxifiction of Christ.

Hilda house instantly sound like the ones that must have come last on every sports day. 150987[/snapback] On the contrary. Aidan - geeks and musicians Bede - charvas Cuthbert - brainboxes Hilda - sporty-types Oswald - retards and mongs 151087[/snapback] I notice you don't tell us which one you were in 151095[/snapback] Cuthbert.

Hilda house instantly sound like the ones that must have come last on every sports day. 150987[/snapback] On the contrary. Aidan - geeks and musicians Bede - charvas Cuthbert - brainboxes Hilda - sporty-types Oswald - retards and mongs

Pointless fact. The house forms in my school were named Aidan, Bede, Cuthbert, Hilda and Oswald after the Northumbrian saints. You can all rest easier for knowing that..

What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Is there an echo in here?

Ally McCoist gave me his jacket at a celebrity footy match years ago at Gateshead Stadium cos I was ferking freezing.

I've had a V3i for the last few weeks and I lurve it.