MMXXVIII

If there's a way to win a match it's that. I'm gonna be floating until Tuesday now.

Check the lapel.

This game, more than any other, shows that we have to stick with Howe. Even at 3-1 down we didn't give up, some shite finishes aye but attitude says everything and they clearly love him and playing for us.

Hello Dave.

It's absolutely fucking awful.

Whole furore reminds me of this:

Wey that was shite but we all knew it wouldn't be sneezey.

Trippier gets injured so of course Tino does as well. This fucking club.

Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement?

You never forget your first NUFC hoof to the clemmies.

Bogie?

Southampton just blew any chance of a special friendship.

I reckon "chav" is a derivative of it.

Was 17th century local history covered there?

I used to say kets and my mother's side would say netty and scullery and they're from Elswick - I never knew this was Pit Yacker lingo.

Data could be misleading without a blink counter.

Got the winner at Everton in the cup run. Can't remember another.

The negative I have is he, along with Ferdinand, shit himself in the business end of a title race. Spurs was a fitting move.

Dunno, but we'll draw Barcelona 2011 in the semi.

He's doing the perfect job. The masked slipped today but a bit of Garnacho madness and refereeing bias will resume and keep him where everyone else wants him.

Oh look, Liverpool are winning so Klopp is having a bit bantz with the fourth official. He's such a character. The fucking German cunt.