Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Gives him a chance to have a chat with some of his new team mates no doubt.

The sweaty oaf, because is ability to cause damage is more wide-reaching.

Read something the JV haters might like. He's always said he is into music in a big way and spent ages working on his own album. As of March it had sold 263 copies

What is Moortown like? One of my mates is moving there.

27th june Despite all the good work he might have done, his legacy will be Iraq.

Cruiserweight wasn't he?

And the first person to win all 4 (World Championship, Indy 500, Le Mans and the Indycar series)... Although he could win those, the NASCAR cup, the World Rally Championship and the Moto GP title and he still wouldn't be a patch on his father.

He could potentially become only the second person (after Graham Hill) to win the World Championship, the Indianapolis 500 and Le Mans this summer.

So does the £9million clause only come into effect because we failed to make the european places?

Fucking hell, I can't believe this. Shepherd must have a brain the size of a pea. See ya Michael.

This. In fact this squared.

Sven - No Houllier - Maybe Sam - Yes

SFW?

How long was Jenas here for? I can remember him looking very promising in his first season here then basically hiding behind Garry Speed. Did anything else happen?

Return of the Tribe, five 8.00pm Looks like it might be interesting.

Gilles Villeneuve, the most spectacular racing driver of all time, was killed in a qualifying accident 25 years ago today. I was only a child at the time and it broke my heart. I know Craig, Skol and some others here will be aware of him and will enjoy these clips: Jarama '81 Rest in peace Gilles, you crazy devil.

Loving your work, both of you.

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - Going Places! Easy listening-tastic.

5live confirming it will happen this week.

He's just been on SSN "Whoever comes in will be the first Newcastle manager since Ozzie Ardiles in 1992 to have to do it without Alan Shearer" Righto, Alan.

The Moog Cookbook It's rock classics done in the style of the music they had on when BBC2 used to just show pages from ceefax during the day

Poor Bobby. All the best Sir.

Tuesday 15th of May, 11am Jim White will be going into drama overdrive on SSN.