Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Can you imagine the reaction if Blackburn beat us, with Bellamy scoring the winner?

James Hewitt must be so proud.

On the subject of european games, did Woodgate play for Madrid last night?

I love your ava Cath, that kitty's just sooo cute. Think I might go back to my original one or the St.Michael one now the crickets finished.

What Cath said. When's the wedding? The drops should work in a couple of days. Be careful when you are washing and drying your face, chances are you'll get it in the other eye. You can get Optrex with chloramphenicol added now in this country but still better to seek professional advice.

Is that the best you can come up with Mr Taylor? You really are even more of a pathetic, feeble, wet-fart than even I imagined.

An after this rousing and emotional teamtalk what did we get? An embarrassingly lacklustre, heartless, shameful capitulation. Nice one.

It certainly seems to point the finger at both the current and previous coaching regimes.

I'd rather wait a bit longer and have him properly fit than rush him back again.

What's it like? I've got all their other stuff but I never got round to buying that one.

Do you get a "Save the .pls file" kind of message box? Some people seem to get that but I cant suss what they need to listen to it. Cheers folks at least I know its working. Now, what can we use it for? 32500[/snapback] Yes thats what I got. Couldn't open it with realplayer or wmp

I can't. Although to be fair I don't really know what I'm doing.

I have to say the Australian team and supporters have been very sporting, generous with their praise and magnanimous in defeat. Suprising for such an uncouth country (joke!)

What time do you think they have to get up in the morning to put all that slap on?

Is it the same as the "Top dogs" trophy in North East football, which takes on sudden significance when the mackems briefly were above us, yet means nothing when we resume our normal status above them...just above them these days though!!! 32454[/snapback] I believe a Mr B.Slaven of Teesside is spokesman for the North East Top Dogs award commitee at the moment

Fantastic work Jonny, he'll always be The Messiah to me. Love the song too.

Bit of panic buying going on round here. There's only one petrol station got unleaded left and they're queuing round the block there.

He did once get booked for having a dump didn't he?

Cheers Gem and Mr Pud.

Got to go to a work-related meeting at the Ravensworth Arms tomorrow. If I'm heading north up the A1 am I right in saying its the first turn-off after the Angel, bear left then right at the next roundabout?

I remember them. Must have been the late '70s when i last had one of those, can't really remember what they tasted like mind, I was at the age where you got more on your face and clothes than you actually ate.

I'm disappointed if thats the case like. After having had to see numerous screenshots of his missus all day the only thing getting me through was the thought that if we won she'd be getting a serious seeing to later that night! hubba hubba tbh. 32292[/snapback] Mrs Strauss looked canny tasty too. Laughed at Freddie stumbling onto the bus and Pieterson at Blairs garden party with his shirt hanging out being told to tuck himself in by Vaughan

peace out, mo' fo'.

I think Owen was on his mobile talking to his agent.