Ayatollah Hermione

66 points for Champions League qualification 1 point from our last 5 games and we’re there, boys!

CT just wants the attention though. Nobody genuinely thinks we’re in proper danger

Second is still on with a win tomorrow, lads

Peacefully protesting = bad Abusing your role as a police officer to rape and harass women = fine until one of them eventually goes too far Glad we know where the lines are

That’s about it. It was Wilson of all people at the turn of the year, look how that turned out. Targett is becoming better and better the longer he sits on the bench, I think we have Roberto Carlos sitting on there now

I’m almost certain that, if we’re entering bidding wars with any of the desperate lot, we’ll walk away and on to the other targets.

I know they’re unrelated ( ) but it does seem like PIF/Saudi seem to want to attract the marquees to their actual league to boost that profile rather than funnelling them into us. Saw us linked with Szoboszlai today and that’s definitely a current NUFC signing if I’ve ever seen one

Mowbray was worse than shite when it looked the playoffs were dead and buried

I’m no Ed Sheeran fan and he’s done more to completely sterilise what people think singer-songwriters actually are than most with his three-note, greeting card bullshit but getting sued for using the same chord progression as a Marvin Gaye song is a bit much the estate of whoever came up with the twelve bar blues is due some real cash if that’s the case

You’ve got to laugh because fucking hell

I’m hearing that Sunderland will be rejecting this investment

Leicester being midweek has put me off a bit due to early starts but at the same time, will be class if we sign off with another resounding win

40 goals conceded Sad thing is, you get the sense that he’s actually trying, he’s just not cut out for it.

Holding back in alongside that new kid in an untested partnership is good news

[quote]"I know he [Tierney] is not doing it intentionally but we have a history, you cannot deny that”[\quote] Cant even apologise properly. There’s the evidence you need that he’s only apologised because he’s been told to by the PR squad

Aye, I’m with this. Can see Liverpool putting a VAR-powered run together but not having enough games to catch us. I reckon we get no less than 10 points and that’s with the caveat that Brighton and Arsenal turn up and get a positive result each. Leicester, Leeds and Chelsea is a 9 point run IMO. Chelsea will give absolutely no fuck on the last day, even if Pochettino is sitting in the stands, it’ll not be enough to power them on

How did Allardyce’s last “fire fighting” job go at West Brom? Because I remember them being fucking woeful and his plan of signing a load of African lads on the cheap from the Turkish league surprisingly didn’t work. And that was with half a season or so. What’s he going to do in 4 games? Realistically, 2 games because us and Man City are write offs with their defence. Allardyce is not suddenly going to get Luke Ayling and that shite German kid whipped into shape. Not with that keeper being in shit form as well.

Truly, what we all dream of with our team; reaching the playoffs on goals scored. Not points, goals scored

These are two absolutely terrible, unorganised football teams but this is great

Southampton are OUTTA HERE already. I’d love Everton and I think they could well drop since they seem beyond help. Leicester and Forest seem somewhat put together, just shite and Leeds are in total free fall and they have us and Man City back to back. So I’ll go Southampton, Everton and Leeds

I swear his teeth are getting bigger as well. Who’s he breaking them in for?

Will take a point now tbh but if that knacker Holding is playing, Isak and Wilson will torture that daft cunt

The king. Can’t wait for him to get his hands on a trophy

I notice their thread for our game ( ) had something like “For those who can watch” in the title. I.e. whoever is sad enough to fire up the IPTV and actually seek out our game in the off chance we lose

Luckily, he’ll be away in the summer, I reckon. And he can take his “I think it’s unfair that the opposition have tried to win this game against us” honking patter with him