Ayatollah Hermione

Just slot Lascelles in. He’ll not want to disrupt too much of the back four and Botman and Burn are both left footers. Lascelles with Trippier next to him, keeping him right, will do fine. He was away to Man City tbh

I’m not saying it will but I am saying they’re capable at full strength, which they pretty much are now and haven’t been all season. As much as Klopp looks tired, there’s enough muscle memory there where they can turn it on again. It can’t be ignored that the lads running VAR are literally finding ways for them to win as well

Liverpool could easily not drop another point tbh. They’ve got their better players back and the refs aren’t even pretending that they’re impartial when it comes to them anymore. Luckily for us, we’ll be going unbeaten

Lampard has picked about 9 defensive players in a 5-4-1 and they still can’t stop conceding. What an embarrassment

I think everyone raised a few eyebrows when Longstaff got that new deal but fair fucks to him for showing his talent and fair fucks to Howe and the lads for seeing it in him. Just goes to show that the wrong manager can completely destroy someone’s career in no time at all

Of course Fish was in amongst them beforehand though I’d fucking we’ll hope you were there after taking the piss but I know the true answer

Bit much to expect them to pay for the constant PTSD therapy sessions tbf though

Murphy’s face after the goal was something else but his Oliver Hardy face to the Sky cameras when Marco Silva (I think) was losing his rag at the ref at full time was up there as well. With that level of camera work, the sitcom work will pile in once he’s retired

If Kane can prop that fucking shite Spurs team to fifth, he can be a difference maker for Man United. You’re looking at an extra 20 goals a season minimum, on top of what Rashford can give you from the left

Could well see him at Man United tbh. The Man City train has left with them getting Haaland and nobody else will pay/can afford what it’s going to get Levy to sell him. He’ll want to stay in England to break Shearer’s record, I reckon. And the fact he’s barely mastered his mother tongue makes learning another language almost impossible, you’d think

*Watches your next opponent score 5 goals in 21 minutes* ”If we just tackle our ex-player who won’t get on until 65 minutes, we will win this game handily” Much like the Mackems, these knackers are never ever focused on the right things.

Mind, I’m desperate to see what they fire out with when they release their findings

As someone else said, let them discredit us until it’s too late. Yesterday was a power shift and that’s that

Would genuinely love to see a Tony Mowbray side come into this Premier League. Will be hard to play on the break when literally everyone is fitter and stronger than your team of children

Couldn’t have had an easier game to come on tbf The fact he’s getting on at all probably means Howe likes him a bit. Earlier in the season, Trippier was playing the full 90 no matter what

I, for one, am amazed that he’s responded with forced posh boy swearing that he’s not really very good at

We tend to do alright against Dyche’s side and I actually think they’re worse now than they were this time last year by virtue of us stealing the one player who gave them a bit of bite and spark. Hopefully they rush back Calvert-Lewin way before he’s ready as well so I’m plumping for a 2-0 win

Couple of Liverpool fans giving that clown a bit of stick in the replies which is nice to see

Double figures already and the mad bastard missed about 20 games of the season

Murphy’s face after his absolute Fanny ripper of a third has pretty much been my exact face all season. Complete disbelief at what I’m seeing from a Newcastle United side. What I fucking love about this lot, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it from us, is, when we smell blood, that’s it. We go for the jugular and don’t stop. Some days we do it and only get a couple of goals like Man U. Other days, it’s like this and chaps, as the better players come in, these days are going to be more and more commonplace. Fucking strap in

Just the 6 out of the last 7 won with only the 19 goals scored. If that’s stuttering, I’d hate to see us playing shite

Like I said, 21 points to play for. We could well finish on 80 points if we manage to go on a similar run as we have twice this season. These cunts need to realise that we’re coming and their favourite sons are absolutely fucked

Maybe 16 points would get us to that level. Who knows? I’ve got a man feeding me sushi in Munich so why gives a dang heck?

21 points to play for and does anyone see us getting less than 15 points from those games? We’ve been incredibly consistent all year so why would we stop now? 15 points would see us on 75 points btw it’s happening. And also, 75 pints might just be how many I knock back this weekend

Manquillo and Lascelles as the piss taking subs We could still get a 7th here as well. And that’s without LeBeouf at centre half