Ayatollah Hermione

His agent is a right bellend Obviously sees the money train being backed up to this kid

I would suggest that this man remember that Pickford doesn’t play for Sunderland anymore and hasn’t since 2017. It’s Everton fans we’ll be winding up

Means we now have two good goalkeepers to fight for the spot rather than one good keeper flanked by a parade of flids

Eriksen has turned down Man Utd apparently and seems Spurs aren’t interested. Straight shot between us and Brentford, get it sorted, Stavvaz

If I had to take a stab at what we’re up to, I’d say we’ll clear the deck of the shite first and then get players in. Seems like Botman and Ekitike are cases of having to strike early to ward off competition but I could see us sorting Woodman and Darlow’s moves out and then going for Pope once the position has been freed up.

2 million a year for sponsorship at a Premier League football team ffs The cunt is definitely still stuck in 2007

My pal was dragged to see Elton John last night and he said he was shite if that’s any help

This is precisely what the dream for this takeover was btw £20 million on kids that haven’t even finished their GCSEs

Going to give the first one of that a watch tonight, I think. Just finished up with Severance and I can fully recommend that if you like your more grounded sci-fi and it’s absolutely fantastic to look at. Great set design and cinematography

Fucking gets some use out of that shirt. Homer Simpson has more outfits

Carlos has to be better than Tyrone Mongs at the very least

I hope the same applies to Ramsey these days. I hope he’s on pens as well

When you hit a pen that well into the corner, you don’t need a fancy run-up

He’ll barely give two fucks before it. As long as he keeps himself fit, he’ll be going regardless. Looking forward to him firing a load of 30 yarders well wide as we casually record a 2-0 win

I’d much rather be beaten to transfers by Wigan

If any of this is remotely true, the temptation to tell these two to get to fuck must be massive

How many High Court cases does this fat cunt want? I see the one he launched against our owners went nowhere fast

Don’t you DARE insinuate Milan is better than Newcastle

Stealing him from West Ham with no real effort at the last minute would be objectively the funniest thing we could do

Grealish wasn’t our best player at the Euros, behave Shaw, Walker and Phillips all have claims ahead of him by a mile.

Pope for a sensible fee is far more appealing than Henderson on an inflated one IMO. Him and Dubravka would be a proper battle for number 1

I’d take Ward-Prowse just to prove how shite Ralph the Fraud is without Ward-Prowse’s free kicks to drag him out the shit

I think Grealish is better off the bench for England tbf but half the time, he’s introduced with about 15 minutes left so what’s the point? Another major flaw of Southgate’s is how fucking long it takes him to make a sub. Either he doesn’t know or he’s that indecisive, he can’t pick.

Tyneside will play Notts Scabs at Magpie Park