Ayatollah Hermione

Well, that kid will be chuffed to know that Aaron Ramsey could be on his way as well

The Expanse is categorically not shite. It takes 4 episodes to get going but it’s table setting before it all kicks off. At the minute, it’s not sci-fi full of techno babble bullshit, more about a Space Cold War that goes hot

Speech-to-text has really come on these days

Can we all slag Friends off next? That's shite, as well.

An impressive display of laziness. Are you at the level of washing your arse in the shower every time you have a shite because you can’t be arsed to wipe?

Creased seeing all the opposition fans suddenly complaining that we have postponed games for a change. As if it’s on for there to be a relegation battle where one side has four games in hand on another

I’ve just tried to get some more LFTs and am getting no joy, with delivery or collection. Was out all day Monday and it was tits to elbows in town so it’s nailed on I’m probably going to get it as well.

Hoping to have Trippier done by next week which, when you think about it, is a mental signing for us to be making in the position we’re in.

If we do concede another pen, I’d like to think it’ll be from Matt Ritchie dropkicking someone’s chest cavity in. At least make it a stonewaller

An unlikely black and white victory.

Wor lass has been sick three times already after her drinking yesterday. I’m on the sofa, reading Bob Mortimer’s book and listening to Fleet Foxes in peace. What a great result

She could breast feed a crèche. Merry Christmas and such forth Didnt realise there was a new page, did I ffs

Renton in two weeks: “Strange how the title mentions an abundance of sun but Philadelphia has quite a temperate climate” Start with Season 2 btw

Not to mention Glenn Howerton being a better comic actor than any of them on Seinfeld. When he was trying to keep his COVID cough in btw

Is The Dark Knight still the highest rated film on IMDB?

I bet he could teach you to be a better lover too. He could get you on some kind of beginners course, for instance

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia came along and did Seinfeld better than Seinfeld ever did it tbh

Has that Berge played much this year? For some reason, I have the assumption he’s a sick note

UPDATE: Had two cans of Camden Hells while doing wrapping and am feeling 100 times better. Turns out it's not COVID, just your boilerplate case of harmless alcohol dependency.

The Tesco Express near me is out of sweet chilli rice crackers AGAIN. This is about to become a matter for my MP.

Lots of you lot need to get a Plex server on the go. The one I’ve got has 669 episodes of Bargain Hunt

Might just go on the drink with an Always Sunny style bubble suit, complete with drinking funnel

What should he be called instead like? Dennis Birkenstock?

Not sure why we’re after players who retired in the 90s. England international or otherwise

Night out is an ideal mender tbh, Tom. Get stuck in. Also, my idea for a tiebreaker with Fish and Diego: Yard of Ale competition