Ayatollah Hermione

Lovely touch about the Metros being cancelled yesterday. That sort of local flavour is what makes your stories come alive.

I love how Blackburn and their flash in a pan title win is on the level of those other three in their mind They’re similar to Blackburn in that they’ll not be in the Premier League for fucking years, I suppose

Announce administration.

Rafa’s fault that he didn’t leave the manual around for the players so Bruce couldn’t stop them all going drastically backwards too.

I think they’ve just went to Category A status off the back of promotion being pretty much assured. Whereas, I think we’re not even a letter on the alphabet. Probably just a vague sound like “Pleh” or one big fart noise.

Tony Elliott has timed out.

Leeds are a much better top flight option than shit like Watford who are the football equivalent of a chicken and stuffing sandwich. Hanging about even though no fucker could ever get excited about it.

Brentford and Leeds are the two that everyone should want to go up from a footballing POV. Benrahma is absolutely class and can’t see why he wouldn’t make the step up ala Mahrez

Jamie Redknapp tripping over himself to agree with the black pundits they’ve had on since the restart is cringeworthy as fuck They could say “I think the striker should pick the ball up, lick it and try to bum the ref in the second half” and he’d fire back with “Yeah, I think you’re right there”

He is class tbf. A proper heed-the-baal but a good manager. Major issue they’ll have is converting some of their loans to full transfers and there’s no chance Bamford will be a big scorer in the Premier League.

Leeds promoted. Now it’s time for everyone to remember how much they hate them again.

Wayfair branching out into the adults trafficking.

You’ll change your opinion on them when you realise they’re over 16

1. That’s mental for a League One club. 2. Lol @ them being up for grabs for less than our biggest flop.

It’s 2020 and Billy (?) Bennett for Leicester has his shirt tucked into his shorts ffs.

I think the shining light in this patter from pundits is that most people completely ignore them and get some scran/have a shite when they’re speaking anyway.

Don’t know, some wife was practically up my arse in the Tesco queue before. She looked like a proper Karen tbf so cant imagine she’ll wear a mask either.

He’s a bit of a Netto Caulkin, like.

then why is he on course for a worse season?

Seeing as we have Liverpool last, we have to beat Brighton for Bruce to beat Rafa’s points total so I’m naming it The Luke Edwards Derby.

Bruce not beating Mourinho at home should be all they need to sack him tbh.

What a race between him and Lamela Was like watching the 7-a-side games at Power League

Bring on Tim Allen to see if he can offer some HOME IMPROVEMENT!!

Keeps running into the channels Are they doing nothing to try and turn him into a centre-forward?

Carroll, Shelvey and Ritchie getting contracts while Longstaff doesn’t Saying that, I’d be away as well if I was Longstaff since Bruce seems to want to make us a knackers yard, especially if Rose signs