Ayatollah Hermione

Yedlin’s position today seemed to be “Right” I know he’s dogshit but you honestly couldn’t tell what he was supposed to be doing when he was on. So, even when he’s putting players in the right space, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of clue what to do with the ball except chuck a cross in or give it to Saint-Maximin.

Can’t be doing with Shelvey most of the time and think that actively building the team around him will stop us ever moving forward but he’s knocked some raker passes about here tbf.

Time to let Schar go, sadly. Is a total liability without Rafa coaching him.

£40 million for a bloke who is kept out the team by someone we bought in The Championship who’s knee is always five minutes away from exploding.

This sort of relentless grind when you’re shite must be a nightmare in The Championship. Which reminds me of just how funny Sunderland’s plight is.

We might finally see the “Football Board” that McClaren, Moncur and Charnley headed up (Fucking hell ) become an actual reality. Keegan teleconferencing in to tell us if our winger is shite.

And then, last night I, for one, believe him.

Starting to come around to this line of thinking. Seems like a very transparent effort to get things moving and force the PL to actually make a decision instead of feeling like the big boys for getting involved in the Middle East.

Apparently that Lewis at left-back for Norwich is a great prospect but I don’t think I’ve seen a game where he hasn’t been rinsed inside out.

This sort of hot-headed decision bodes extremely well for their ownership.

Matterface is basically the only possible downgrade on him as well Champion and McCoist are right there.

They could pretend that they’re “Poverty Shields” that stop them getting any lower-class germs on them.

So says the internet, a place that never gets carried away.

In lighter news, I have finally got a haircut. Was mad seeing my barber with a full visor on. Was like getting my hair cut by Darth Vader.

They hate Wycombe for some small time reason I can’t remember now.

It’s almost assuredly bullshit but have a google of the latest conspiracy theories with Wayfair and how he ties into it. One of the more creative ones I’ve read, the mad bastards.

Even funnier because it’ll properly piss the mackems off.

Loves things of a slightly more unsavoury nature as well, apparently.

Letting Gary Neville commentate on Man Utd is absolutely mental. The bias is unreal.

Never want anyone to lose their job but it would be funny as fuck if they sacked him because of his deranged, pissed-up Twitter ramblings.

Don’t say we never give you nowt.

Seen a few people asking why Schar is ahead of Matty Longstaff in central midfield. Probably something to do with Shelvey’s complete refusal to do any proper defensive work meaning he needs a tackler next to him.

I’ve also been to Norfolk and I thought it was shit. Unless you like the smell of horseshit wafting across the air

Bad news for the Charlton family; More good news for my death pool

The only jumping I’ll be doing is into your mam’s grotty bed to give her a good once-over.