Ayatollah Hermione

If it’s true (no wait, come back) that Bruce Wants Charlie Austin, I still say he might come in. We’ve been linked with him for years so someone, somewhere likes him. He’s better than Joselu at least...

Christ, we need players but we’re not that desperate.

I like how their explanation for hiring him is “He likes us”

Fuck me, todays the one day he’s justified

Just thinking that nobody is going to want to buy this shit but we have to sell players to balance the squad so we’re going to be left with these when Schar, Hayden, Dubravka etc leave

Oh Steve Wraith isn’t going to let any other baldy cunt get the limelight so he’s drafted this fake letter for some more attention

Well, for one, he’s an idiot so none of that passes through his shiny dome. And he’s fell into the typical journo hole of believing that they’re always right and that he’ll be vindicated in the end. Truth be told, I can’t wait to see the meltdown when Bruce engineers a relegation.

It’s obvious that he’s pally with Bruce from his time at the Mackems. Having said that, if one of my good mates was a shit football manager, I’d still probably admit he’s a step down from Rafa

This Genesio patter is a bunch of leaked shite to make Wednesday hurry up. Hope they see through it and leave us in the shit tbh

It was 400 million until Chops passed Coral on the way home.

Joelinton is apparently coming in according to bullet head Edwards so no pressure on him whatsoever to adapt to a new league and score a load of goals.

Read a stat that said he had a 9% conversion rate From my interpretations, I think that means all his goals were pure luck.

And we laughed when Palace paid 3 million for Pardew

Ashley has a type, like.

It’s the kind of contract he’s offer up to one of his Warehouse Managers, fuck me The return of Graham Carr too, Christ. Because we’ve all missed signing injury prone, unsuitable shite.

That little Romanian sort was on another level today, like. Even if Williams was intent on braying half of her shots into the net.

Every single pre-season is a perfect exercise in derailing momentum. Every single year.

Oh aye, I hope they shaft him sky high. Even if it does mean we roll into the season with Neil Redfearn.

I think we can all agree that it’s nice to see some new faces at the top of tennis.

Driving a hard bargain on a few million quid Reminds me of when they weren’t sure if 3 million for Schar was too much or not. It’s like the last 10 years hasn’t happened to them. It’ll be Bruce like. This is like the Coloccini deal where Ashley got out-cunted by someone and he stumped up in shame.

Elliot helps run that academy things, doesn’t he? Him and Dummett teaching football technique, the future is bright.

Bet Ryder and Bruce could get through some Carling in the Wallsend Buffs. Just another day in the life on the Newcastle beat.

Well, it appears we’re not even willing to pay compensation for him yet. They told everyone at the club that he was coming in as well This lot, man, I swear to god. They get worse every year. There was that 3 years when Rafa was dragging them through life by doing all the work himself but when they’re left to their own devices, it’s outrageous.

Aye, you’d better put that disclaimer on. My preference for Federer here is purely based on Nadal’s stupid fucking superstitions and the sex noises he makes when he’s getting beat. Get rid of him. Kyrgios has it right.

Federer at 37 is still pretty phenomenal, mind. It has to be THE DRUGS. What I like about him is that he hits it where the other player isn’t standing. That’s just a good tactic.