Ayatollah Hermione

Some of the most gorgeous music of the late 80s. LAUGHING STOCK, especially.

I’d hardly say Leicester’s football is effective considering they’re about 3 points off our little relegation mini league. They’re wasting Vardy, Maddison has went right off the boil, Chilwell is doing well but players like Ndidi, Choudary (sp?), Ricardo and Gray are either playing within themselves or playing out of position. Obviously, it’s impossible to say how much of it is due to the helicopter crash but they should be comfortably around 7th with the players they have.

Sarri would have only used the trophy as an ashtray anyway.

Could you be arsed?

What they need is a proper football man. A Graeme Souness, if you will

I hope Pep manages to convince him to have a year in England at some point. Will be brilliant to watch him nutmeg Lascelles for 90 minutes

Fair play to the foreign lads for coming into this thread and talking absolute shite. See that performance where we outclassed the opponent man for man? It was actually bad because Rafa hooked Rondon off to keep him fresh for Tuesday.

Not to discredit Messi but if Almiron's chip goes in today, he should have just retired. "Ooh, he's on form in the Copa Del Ray!" Who cares

tbf, I've heard, from people that wouldn't lie about it and may also, I can't confirm, be beneath Lee Ryder whilst he taps up Remi Streete but Kenyon's interest extended beyond Ashley's transfer window charade and he now has the investors he didn't have in December. Can't wait to see what Brendan Rogers does with that money.

Perez was good today, I thought. It’s clear that the front three were working together during the camp and some of the movement and touches between them was excellent. All of this is is tempered by the fact that Huddersfield are beyond shite Burnley will be a decent challenge against a well organised, hard working side.

Huddersfield did this last year. Sat back and wasted time when it was 0-0 and then decided to try and play football when they went behind. Fuck them

Fucking hell, should be 4-0 at half time

I’m not going so expect a 4-0 belting with Almiron to either score or assist them all.

Theres something special about being the only club to have people willingly shit in their seats, I suppose.

Do they know that the Monster Pop Final is on Sunday? DISCLAIMER: I'm sure they do know that and that sentence was not an invitation for you to say otherwise.

Who needs to be top of the charts when you can be top of Dark Justice's Most Wanted list?

Almiron in place of Atsu and Diame in place of Hayden will probably be the extent of the changes, I reckon.

It should be similar to Mitch Hedberg's idea about car horns. "I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"" Waste all of your appeals on corners and speculative offsides and risk the consequences.

Bald denier appointed to that position ffs.

Aye, you can get away with slowing down all of the sports that exist because people were shite at either football or cricket. Maybe they can use their video refs to capture some more footage of their desperate inferiority complex and get a close up of the chips on their shoulders. Fat cunts

is that Dave the Rave? When he's on the dance floor, he hits you like a tidal wave.

Capcom personally owe me 15 pairs of kegs.

The BBC laying it on a bit thick with that Man United performance, fuck me. Better in every department but you think they’d done it against a World XI and not a massively below par Chelsea.

What's amazing about their underachievement this year is that they've scored in every game which says a lot about how badly organised they must be at the back.

FWIW, I do think we'll knock a couple past these but I have no idea if they've improved at all under the new gaffer. Obviously, they haven't won but they have scored which is a positive for them, at least.