Ayatollah Hermione

tbf, time at a smaller club after Man Utd and Sunderland might be what he needs.

More trademark horseshit from Phil Neville anyway. He’s rocketing up the gobshite charts like Bohemian Rhapsody.

She’s campaigning for a new “culture of respect” in Parliament as well. Some of the shite they have her saying, fuck me. She could tell me the sky is blue and I’d go and check to be sure.

90 minutes of our lot trying to be smart arses

Far worse intro; much less memorable seeing as it's just him singing the chorus badly Much worse singing that can't hope to match up to the melody carried by The Four Tops No energy so it drags on with a dull 4/4 beat that never moves Less dynamic rhythm section that completely loses the incredible lines put down by James Jamerson and the tight groove of the drumming No vocal harmonies He's managed to strip every single hook present in the original out of the song The interplay between the piano and sax that makes the verses so dense are replaced with meandering country rhythm guitar playing Even if it was his song, the solo is shite and mixed terribly into the background while the song just sort of ends with no climax

Every time I've seen Bournemouth this season, they've looked pretty ropey at the back so I'd hope that Joselu could get some joy against these and, at least, be able to fire off some chances. Failing that, we'll just need Ritchie to ping one onto someone's head from a corner.

Bang on their way to becoming the next Portsmouth

And, once more, they get absolved of too much grief because people like to punch down these days

I've had some brilliant days following us home and away and met some mint people. Just winning something would be a nice side benefit of football

As always, reckon this will be a tight game that we swing by virtue of being at home. That'll put us on 17 after 11 games which represents a good return from where this fan is sitting. Even a point and 15 would constitute a canny start, albeit you'd hope we'd start picking up more points away.

And this. Though, we're actually blessed with options at centre half that you actually wouldn't worry about stepping in for the first time in about a century.

John O’Shea’s odds shortening. I know that means nowt but I like the idea of them appointing a captain who has done absolutely fuck all to stop the piss taking and pisshead culture at that club, to manager.

Aye, that’s certainly what the three latest call ups have

We Rock!!!

The Butterfly Effect. Starring Ashton Kutcher

What's the credit card regret? Using them too much or not enough?

The other way round here and I've regretted shacking up with one this year of our lord 2017 tbh. The lying pisshead.

Reckon Phillips might give them all a bit of a boost so, for that reason, I hope he stays far away from it.

Reminds me of someone who once described Jordan Henderson as a man who "just loves running"

Bucking your ma was a big regret

Pitch up your tent on Hole 16, Renton.

Aye, I know, it's mint. I think it stems from her referring to us as "we" a couple of times. Whether it was intentional or a slip of the tongue, I don't know but it sums them up nicely anyway.

He's a completely different class to anyone we've got up top, like. Bringing him up with the knackers we went to school with definitely won't help, I'll tell you now.

They paid for Dawn Thewlis' course at Newcastle College and now she's knocking up Stokoeshops.