Ayatollah Hermione

CT would certainly keep the restaurants busy anyway

What's even more bizarre is that the SoL is next to nowt. There's just a metro station, a car park and a fuck off quarry so the only way shite can blow on the pitch is if people are taking food in and just chucking the empty wrappers all over the shop.

Cancelling that piece of shit is a mercy killing tbh.

Like when he changed it tactically against Palace and we won?

Strange to see people losing their mind over this when it was, by and large, exactly the same as other games this season. The only difference is that the other team nicked the chance in a tight game. Having said that, I was surprised he didn't change it sooner since Diame and Atsu didn't have a kick in the second half and we were really struggling to win and keep the ball. Joselu continues to graft but if he gets more than 7 goals this season, I'll be amazed. I'm no Mitrovic fan but I'm wondering if it's time to give him another go and see if he can nail his place down. I think Joselu has more about him in a technical sense but I think Mitrovic might offer a bit more goal threat. It's pretty disappointing to see the ball retained and knocked about decently until it hits the front two, only for it to bobble away and fade into nowt. Anyway, this will be a recurring pattern with games this season and I wouldn't be surprised if we nick the Bournemouth game by 1 goal. Thought I saw someone I recognised along from me in the away end, was looking at him for a good 10 minutes before I realised it was Chancel Mbemba. Seemed a bit embarrassed when everyone else noticed and started singing for him but he seemed to be enjoying the atmosphere of it all. I do wonder what he thought about the bloke who was screaming for Diame to fuck off for 15 minutes though.

It's not even something I'd associate with Phil Neville.

Think they're on course for 34 points or something. Which would be a shame.

Article on the BBC site written by him that says Unsworth should get it because he "understands the fabric of the club", whatever that means. I assume it means he'll go on Twitter, telling everyone they're a massive club because they share a city with a club that was actually successful for a while. You can add that pile of shit to his opinion that Everton would break into the top 4 this season, just because they spent a lot of money, completely ignoring that they spent it fucking stupidly.

Quite nice to see that Manquillo, while clearly far from being a great full-back, is nowhere near as bad as they made him out to be. Though, he did become 15x as shite once they found out he was coming to us.

My mate does a shockingly good impression of their embarrassing, "Come on, England!" melody as blasted out of cheap as fuck brass instruments that, if he did it through a megaphone, would be a massive improvement next summer.

WOR FUCKING CHEST

Not sure but I thought it was really funny, if that helps.

They've been so obsessed with the "6 in a row marra" that, without those two games a season to look forward to, they're basically like a pissed up uncle, stumbling about aimlessly, waiting for someone to put him to bed. It's an old cliche of ours to an extent but they really only are bothered about us, ESPECIALLY when the derby games were the only ray of light they had during some truly embarrassing spells. You wouldn't think that this is a club that were in a cup final in the last few years. I mean, that's an isolated incident that isn't too uncommon, especially in the League Cup, but fuck me, you think they'd throw that in our faces rather than derby wins. Just further proof that all they care about is beating us and without that Star of Bethlehem to chase, they, as a club, have no idea what to build towards, what to focus on and can't paper over the massive cracks by watching Defoe's volley on repeat for 6 months and pretending everything is alright.

Don't worry, Ant. A couple of them will find Irish grannies at some point in the next five years.

They're like Homer in the audience of Krusty's comedy set, trying to railroad him into burning something to the detriment of everything else, screaming "Don't you hate Newcastle?" so they can have their own opinions validated.

Really fancied seeing him and his band but the closest gig was Birmingham, I believe and fuck that

Ant, ban him.

What a reply. Should have said "He can keep his crap ginger goatee, take his copies of Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret and fuck right off"

Gay or not, I know for sure, that the Force will always be with him!

Leon Brittain had the best pass completion in Europe one season, didn't he?

I'm going so expect a massive turnaround in recent fortunes.

Zany. Should have been sacked for just being that.

Mind, I'd love to read a good book about this last few years for them and the formation of the, frankly, baffling culture around that club. Would have to be written by an outsider like since one of their lot would just mention horse punching for 240 pages.

I believe that one, the senile old twat.

Hope he drops the term "wet back" in there. One of my favourites, that one.