Ayatollah Hermione

Oh no, you'll have to learn a 30 second process.

Was wondering if Leicester were going to buy and here they are, buying players for a full on title challenge. Mint.

Aye, I imagine he'd play some lovely stuff with Perez and Wijnaldum as well. I think I've said this before so I'll include Riviere in that list just to spice it up.

I've been to order that so I'll get round to it now. I've just finished reading Elvis Costello's book which is a canny look back at his career and life. He jumps all over the shop but each chapter manages to have some kind of cohesive theme, even when he's jumping from 60s to 90s then back to 70s. You'd assume he would be a good writer from his lyrics but his style keeps it at a brisk pace. I've just got Volume One of In Search of Lost Time which I'm going to kick off tonight.

CT, if you're after a slightly more historically accurate retelling of Henry VIII's reign, the 3/4 parter with Ray Winstone is alreet. It's nowt special like but it's closer to the truth than The Tudors and was actually used in my A-Level History class. What a school.

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Wait, they played a full strength team in a meaningless game while in the middle of a relegation battle?!

Well, he's nee Toivonen, that's for sure.

Shane Ferguson is 25 Vuckic must be getting up there as well.

I can see him being class until May and tailing right off. Hope I'm wrong, like. I probably will be.

What a spectacular waste of everyone's time this thread is.

what an arsehole.

Aye, was hilarious. He looked pissed. I'd be all for him coming back for a few month, mind. I can imagine him linking up nicely with Perez and Wijnaldum in and around the box and would give Mitrovic a chance to have some time on the bench and try and regain some confidence. If they're dead set on Berahino, then this bidding war with West Brom can wait until the summer, Remy would be canny in the interim.

It's the Shit Your Last Diet. You have green tea every morning and every other night, you have another that has a laxative effect in about 8 hours. The netty in our house has taken some pummeling over the last week, I'll tell you that much. I've a beer belly forming and I need to get shot of that straight away.

You're not wrong. The things you do when you're drinking your night time teatox tea and have nowt to do.

This is like your dad setting up an Xbox

Perez has looked fucking knackered for a while now tbf. I think he was hamstrung by the defensive deficiencies that we refuse to address but that ignores that we were done, yet again, by a simple ball over the top and the second was an embarrassment. You had two centre halves on one lad who still managed to knock it down and their centre half was completely unmarked. I still think that what McClaren, Cathro etc. are trying to implement is the right way to play but fuck me, the longer it goes on, the more desperate it is. And for all this talk of signing Gomis, him and Mitrovic are two sides of the same coin for me.

I once sired a child but that BITCH who I refused to marry took him to live in Yarm. What a relief that was. She's a right bitch and I hope he grows up to be a sex offender.

What a wind-up merchant. I hope he keeps getting himself stuck behind fixtures and in walls until your house resembles the one from The Young Ones.

Probably some hodge-podge with three centre halves with Janmaat and fuck knas bombing up and down the flanks. John Beresford.

Thought the first two were iffy but this was class. Loved the joke about the PA in the cabin. "Wait, why is that guy talking about us over the loudspeaker?" "Well, because we're the most important thing going on at the resort right now"

Hope they play him in the derby in a "shrewd, tactical move" He'll still be diving for Perez' first when Wijnaldum's second goes in.

Tell The Fish, then

I will say the Witchcraft album is an hour long, densely packed heavy rock album if you're in the mood for that atm