Ayatollah Hermione

Lads, Rafa Benitez manages us. If that wasn't good enough, it's royally pissed off every Villa, Sunderland, etc fan in the world.

Who then? Christian?

We managed to outspend an entire division in January, I think we're past the point of desperation.

He's not even met McClaren today. Mind, you've got to laugh. He's a managing director who is terrified of actually doing anything

It was supposed to be on Saturday but they took too long getting ready!

And now we just wait for the uproar when Nigel Pearson rocks up at the front door.

Jumped on the train to York and got absolutely nothing done. This Charnley, man Does he think there's 60 games in a season or something?

You'd like to think that this sorry affair might make the penny drop with regards to appointing cheap, English managers off the scrap heap. Doubt it though considering we're now the club that will take the plunge on daft racist cunt, Nigel Pearson because he'll be desperate

I reckon fortunes would turn around sharpish if he shaved his head.

Relegation form in the second half of the season. Where have we seen that before?

Love Yes by TEENS is a bit like a synthpop Pipettes if you're into that sort of thing.

The idea that they're not even preparing for the possibility of relegation is worrying. Their naivety was shown up last season with the appointment of Carver and it's been shown again. The degree of chancing that comes from the top down is going to truly bite them on the arse one day.

This spoiler crack is getting out of hand now. It's not like it's a mystery novel, I'm sure you can still enjoy something if you know how it's going to end up. At some point, people raging about spoilers are fans of advertising rather than stories.

Never getting anything from Argos again.

Installed THE BEAST over the weekend to have a play about with it and didn't see too much wrong with it really. I already had most of the apps in there but having quick links to Premier League Pass and Sky Sports streams was handy. Runs fine as well.

I once held a door open for Steve Cram and he didn't thank me. I hope the mackems go down just to make up for such cheek from a celebrity fan

equality for tidy boilers

Scrape survival, Ian Cathro in charge in August. I might put a shiny pound on it

That first fifteen minutes Steven Taylor in general

Virgin gave me concessions on my package when I rang up recently. Got the line rental cut right down and saved about £10 a month so it must only be pua cush lads like me who get discounts.

The more I think about McClaren, the more I think he's there to change the coaching and playing philosophy and oversee the next few transfer windows before they do something mental like appoint Ian Cathro in 2 seasons. He'll have to keep us up first, like.

Cheers. I'm not even going to try and spell the name of that market but it's pretty close to where we're staying so I'll make sure to head there. I don't want to just exist on four days worth of meat and potato salad so that'll help. Having spoke to a few people, I'm glad you can basically stumble from one bar to the next which, by about 10 most nights, is the only thing you're really bothered about. Last question, do I risk going to Dachau when I'm delicate or will I be escorted away in fits of sobs?

I'll bring drugs

Cheers, mate. Bayern are away from home on the weekend we go or else we'd be going to a game instead. Sounds like we'll be better off just going to the museum.

If the price is right. anyway, few Munich questions since we're finally booked. Stayed in the dodgy bit since it was cheaper and it means we've got a bit extra to go further afield (maybe see Augsburg/Dortmund and Dachau) but just a few things: Any canny beer gardens/pubs that aren't the Hofbrauhaus or the English Gardens? Anyone know of any canny places to have some "authentic" Bavarian scran? Is the Allianz Arena tour and subsequent museum any good? We're all football fans so I imagine it'll be worth it like and them actually being successful means it's got to be better than ours.