Ayatollah Hermione

Nar, he's literally suspended. They had a harness, it's got stuck and the bloke can't come and fix it until Monday so they're paying him as means of apology. Hang in there, mate.

I don't what edamama is but I'm eating sausage and egg stotties. Is it a fancy name for that?

Adequate would be glory days after the last 18 months tbh.

Snare a MILF

Fighting a group of enemies in this game is like trying to get your key in the door after 13 pints.

I'll stick with it. Need to get in the habit of saving manually though since I got chinned before and now I have to gather up more FUCKING herbs for a sidequest. I've just stopped running all together if I'm within 100 yards of an enemy.

I will say that the writing, open world, graphics and the way the quests are put together and generally handled is excellent. There's a load of content to be seen too and it's an impressive technical achievement. But if you're asking me to stick with the clunky controls until I just get used to it, I'm not sure I'm that interested in the general setting to actually continue on. I don't actually feel in control of my character and I'm not sure if that'll get better as it goes on.

He keeps taking an extra couple of steps after you've let go of the analog stick which is good for running straight into the radgie you're meant to chin. The griffin boss fight was turbo shit as well.

Am I missing something here? The movement and combat is fucking TERRIBLE.

Love the Unknown Mortal Orchestra album. Reminds me of of Montreal, before all quality control slipped away from them. Jamie XX's is good too but I still need a few more listens to it. Couldn't get away with Hot Chip's album, despite really liking the first track. Might revisit it. Django Django's was solid too, especially since I wasn't keen on the debut so I'll have revisit it. Here's my list of stuff that I missed the first time or need to revisit: Thee Oh Sees - Mutilator Defeated Jim O’Rourke - Simple Songs Torres - Sprinter Earl Sweatshirt - I Don’t Like Shit, I Don’t Go Outside - Solace EP Of Montreal - Snare Lustrous Doomings Nao - February 15 EP Run the Jewels - Record Store Day Young Thug - Barter 6 ASAP Rocky - At Long Last ASAP Donnie Trumpet - Surf Ash - KABLAMMO Frankie and The Witch Fingers -S/T Dr Cosmo’s Tape Lab - Beyond The Silver Sea Cristian Bergagna - At the End of the Alley Gareth Coker - Ori and the Blind Forest Currensy - Pilot Talk 3 Mew +/- Fucking hard work keeping up with this shit every week. i'll add Hiatus Kiayote too since I don't think I've heard it.

I'm 24 and it basically said I'll never die. Pleased with that.

"Away Day Experience" I'd imagine your away day experience is greatly improved when you see your team win. At a relegated Hull City, for instance.

Keep going, you'll chin it.

Sorry to hear, Meenz. Hope she pulls round sharpish.

Who's chest? Wor chest.

"And my thirteenth point..."

Rattled.

46% more wins at Derby will roughly equate to 174% more wins thanks to our recent runs of form.

I think it's more likely that Lee Charnley was too busy eating his 5th kebab wrap of the morning and forgot that he had to organise the pre-season tour.

He's got you there, Fish. You're like those lasses from the first season of Mad Men, only not the subject of sexual gratification.

By the time this loading screen finishes, it'll be time for The Witcher 4

If I even saw Lee Charnley, I'd run a mile. "This says you're 37, don't talk shite, you bullet-headed divvy"

Just got it. Hope I can punch some fat gypsies all over.

Doing a full on Shearer around the house

Are the sleeves supposed to look like they've been stitched together by someone with glaucoma?