Ayatollah Hermione

The fact we always see enough food to feed 4 people in those photos but we never see these other people adds such an unsettling air to them.

I like tuna salads.

Had an M&S Tuna salad for dinner and they must have put the tuna in with a catapult.

http://www.thisman.org/history.htm I love owt like this. Have you seen this man in your dreams? He looks a bit like Mel Smith. Is Mel Smith in your dreams?

Are you still on your diet, CT? I can never keep track.

I could kiss you on the bellend.

Radical, brother! Right on!

:lol:

Aye, right! I break out in sweats thinking about Cazorla running at Dummett.

I call this one "The Futility of Willpower"

mushroominfo.com wtf

He's doing good work that Toon fan.

Invention idea: little feet for the roomba that allow it to wax surfaces

Sweet child of mine, can you IMAGINE? I think Laudrup might be canny but as long as you don't let him sign Emnes.

Like a new signing.

Fancy a pathetic loss but this time, Swansea will grab the late goal after our lot have given up.

Cock Piss Pardew

Dead Man's Drop at Flamingo Land too Just blatant disregard for safety from everyone involved.

The hell slide I remember that and The Rat, aye. Pitch black rollercoaster, wasn't it? Looking back, it seemed so magical but I bet it was rickety as owt in there.

Liverpool are going to twat us so hard, we'll go into administration.

It got crushed by a steamroller in a slapdash mishap. RIP

You're getting relegated.

This, at its core, is a demented version of "You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Just been gigging at a beer festival tonight and I had a fair bit to drink (both before and after playing, of course). An ale called Village Idiot took the plaudits for me and I heartily recommend it[/CT]

My theory is that everyone in the seventies was slamming underage arse all over the shop. My proof? Well come on, look at them.