Ayatollah Hermione

No doubt Fish assumes he'd be turned away for being too smart but it's just because his tweed jacket is technically a fire hazard in Pop World.

My pet hate is people not gan to the corners when buttering toast. It's such a rookie mistake and I should expect it rectified the next time he posts a photo.

They're just better coached tbh

Not Jonas Great servant for us him.

"definite chemistry" :lol: Hope for his sake, he was taking the piss there

A rare psychic slip up from Stevie

No Ozil is the rumour going round the Twitter. Makes sense, why risk him in a game you're going to lose anyway?

same here. Had my liquid weight in peeve over the past few days and my body is rebelling by not letting me sleep and making my arse sound and smell like the back of a butcher shop.

1. another striker 2. Beating Arsenal 3. After that, we're laughing

Tom Ince, lads. [/Parky]

Was good fun that second half. Love Ben Arfa when he's in piss take mode but feel for Stoke in a way. Their plan was working perfectly in the first half an hour before they completely lost their discipline. Good boost to our goal difference too.

All the best everyone. I still haven't got that Millennium Falcon like.

Aye, it's a quiz juggernaut. I maintain that Martin would have won if not for the awful, knitted scarf of a man that went up before him. I reckon a Toontastic team would win quite comfortably

Graham Carr with an unlimited budget would be frightening. Sissoko and Gouffran have been standouts this season and the pair of them cost £2.5 million. Throw Debuchy in and it's £7.5 million. A ridiculous amount considering how much it's changed our team and influenced our performances.

Think the only tradition we have is Baileys on Christmas Eve because we're a family of secret alcoholics. We used to put bowls of fruit and that out but that's been knocked on the head in recent times. We usually have sausage sandwiches on Christmas morning and we usually take presents one at a time but I think all that's fairly normal carry-on. We never get together as a family anyway like and I'm an only child.

Southampton were two points behind us and have given teams better than us good games, Swansea, I'll give you. Making a prediction based on "Well, this thing sometimes happens" is exactly why football coverage is fucking shit.

Can you really say that after this run of form?

aye aye, your lass letting the milkman in to pose as Santa when nobody is in?

fair play, CT. If I had all the time in the world to drink all day, I'd do that as well.

Didn't Tan change the Cardiff colours because of that? That and because it's a lucky colour in Malaysia. That and he's a lunatic.

He's shite. I'd be on there, obliterating toms with a flawless Bill Ward impression. My right foot would be so rapid that the bass pedal itself would burrow into the ground below it. There'd be bits of rogue cymbal everywhere caused by the sheer power of me hitting the crashes. Sheer bedlam basically. My teaching starts from £40 a session.

what gans on in your house, man?

Buy silencer pads immediately.

Some proper Mafia, kiss the ring business that.