Ayatollah Hermione

Jesus CHRIST. Every sub completely fucked with every player on the pitch, that's impressive in its ineptitude.

Hope you're on the mend, Fister. Get one of the nurses to give you a groinal check-up to see how your new robot heart copes.

All for nerds tho innit

Having full-on sex with Mrs. Willoughby would be a gratifying experience for us both, make no mistake.

I hope everyone picked at the end, mind.

Is that actually a scene from Dexter? It looks like the beginning of an informercial. "Are you tired of your child being able to access your fitness equipment?"

When you start doing Lester's missions, listen to him and put all your money on the focus of his mission and then sell when it's done to make a big profit.

I can't fucking stand them. Planes are alright but the helicopters are a total nightmare when you've got to pick things up with them. It's like the world's worst crane machine.

Atrocious does not begin to cover the flying controls in this game. I make this 6 GTA games in a row that they've not been able to get it anywhere near competent. No directional input has any accurate feedback whatsoever and this is with Trevor, fuck knows what it's like with the other two.

Who took those photos though? Howay, Chris, I'd not be happy about that.

I can't go into a Greggs anywhere in the country because hair nets get me hot under the collar. A sexy uniform.

The Strypes are a decent novelty but the "passable wedding band" term is quite apt atm. There's plenty of energy but the whole thing is a bit subpar. I hope they grow up into a better Jim Jones Revue though.

Well, these flight controls aren't very good.

This is how impatient we have become. Are you happy, Apple? This is your fault.

Wade and Floyd 4 Lyfe. They better get spin-off DLC.

Disagree about that being a good ending for Walt. He's a tragic character and he still has to salvage some redemption first.

First thing I did when I got the chance was explore Mount Chilead. I hit a deer with a quad bike, pushed someone into a lake and climbed on top of a cable car at the very summit, just so I could jump off after taking a selfie. I'm going to enjoy this.

:lol: Well handled.

Nope, two left! We've yet to see future Bearded Walt yet.

It's still not finished btw

Fucking hell, man.

Finishing off Puppeteer before GTA V tomorrow. I recommend it fully if you like platformers in any way. It's not challenging but the level design is brilliant and the art design looks like it could be on the next gen already.

From this point on, obviously. If they'd have gotten 9 points from the first three, there'd still have been every chance they'd be on their arse by Xmas.

Mint

As much as I do think he's on borrowed time, their fixture list is a right bastard tbf to him.