Ayatollah Hermione

A sadder man than me (HF) would go through your posts and compile every reference you've ever made to footballer's cock sizes. We could probably rank most of the 93/94 Premier League sticker book

I make that the third time you've made me laugh. Essembee made me chuckle, now you. Winter is coming.

Finally, a joke I can steal

It would be canny funny if he got Ibrahim Ba because of the persistent rumours about him coming here years ago.

A THINK WE'LL WIN 11 NIL

Tree, Christmas.

Game Dev Tycoon: Exactly as it sounds; you start a game company and over the course of 35 years, you develop titles for each console (based on the real history of consoles/handhelds), create franchises, work to publisher demands, lock people in your basement to do QA for 15 hours a day with no food. Sadly, not that last one but it's an charming little title but not too challenging. As your company grows, you can begin to develop your own consoles, license your engine to people and rule the video game industry with an iron fist. Worth a go but I'd think any potential sequel will add a lot more. Got Saints Row 4 to start tomorrow and I hope the lukewarm reviews are just because people cannot comprehend the beauty of it yet.

Tremendous experience this. People complaining about simplicity in the combat obviously didn't spend enough time pissing about with Vigors. Beautiful art direction and the most ridiculously brilliant final 20 minutes of a video game for years. Irrational are the best at creating an atmosphere to their games; Colombia is exactly what a police state utopia would actually be; gorgeous to look at but just the right amount of sinister bubbling away underneath and when the sky begins to fall, as it were, it's gorgeous.

If you're actually wanting to learn the drums, get the most basic set-up you can. You're not going to need double bass pedals, 300 cymbals and all that shite; learning how to lock into a beat is a million times more important.

Speaking of handicaps

All over Gateshead/Birtley/Shields with the cover bands. There's no point playing with the original band yet since no fucker watches you anyway.

I'd honestly forgotten about him.

I've not read the thread and I'm sure the point has been made but we've complained at the drop of a shoe before the internet and rightly so, might I add.

CT, I play drums for a living and have to sit next to stacks of amps turned up full while a vocal monitor blasts my lugs three times a week on stage. Then, it's mid-week gigs where daft cunts give me earphone monitors and turn them up full blast so you'll be fine.

"Pub Night" Everyone slowly moving away to a different part of the bar as he sits, furiously typing this up like a lunatic, barely hitting his mouth with the fourth Carling of the evening.

Was a fish finger sandwich day today. What a double buzz.

Nar, never once in my life.

Reminds me of this classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

Arctic Monkeys - AM Whoever gave them all those RnB albums needs a raise. A million times better than the uninspiring Suck It And See

Just how I like it.

How about you hadouken this idea out of your head?

Got a mint game of this going atm. Started off with Hamilton in Scotland, got them promoted first year and won the Scottish League Cup with some good young players (Andy Ryan, Jon McShane, Stephen Hendrie) coming through. Following season, got through to the Europa group stages but got knocked out there, finished 9th in the league. Finishes of 2nd and 3rd followed before winning the SPL by a point on the last day of the season (I was helped by Celtic having a load of injuries, mind). Got another cup somewhere along the way and resigned in November the following season, after I'd had a crack at the Champions League and got roundly bollocked. Went to Leeds in December 2017, who were in the playoff spots in League One, had a bit of a blip in April after my loan signing of Ibrahima Toure got fucked and I only had Carlton Cole up top. Still finished 3rd though but got beat in the playoff final so that daft cunt Risdale sacked me, 6 months into a rebuilding job. Senegal came knocking after that and it was close to the ACON 2019 so I jumped on board, took a 34 year old Papiss Cisse to the finals and won with him getting 0 goals. Good job Diouf was on form. Resigned after that because, was I balls going to wait until 2022 for the World Cup. Went to West Brom with 5 or so games left of that season, finished 9th and so far this year, am sitting in 10th with a squad full of aging, whinging arseholes who I'm turfing out sharpish. Top scorers are 19yo Mortensen and 18yo Brunning which means my striking options are pretty much sorted for the future. Adding a good centre half and a promising left back in the summer for nowt, might make the loan signing of Jonathan Dos Santos permanent and have some good young lads knocking on the door. Eventually, Leeds will get promoted and I'll make sure to relegate them. Then I'll retire.

Good liars remember their lies. We can't even get saddled with convincing bullshitters.

Bigirimana/Gosling will play the games that Perch would have done in CM but not signing another right back, even a young kid, is madness to me. If we wanted to get through with, even the bare minimum (though we managed with even less, amazingly), it should have been a RB and a striker coming in.

CT, just because we have to make do with what we've got, doesn't make those options good to a man.