Ayatollah Hermione

Filthy.

Someone likened this week's episode to a rollercoaster slowly climbing up the hill and next week will see it hurtling downwards. Probably killing everyone on board.

Nolan's coming back?!

Unlike your skiddies

I've always maintained Marveaux is better as a sub tbh, I was just mortal when I typed that.

I hope we beat them across the river so we see a true Italian explosion from that daft cunt.

Remy - Cisse - Ben Arfa That'll do for me.

If Tiote, Jonas or Steven fucking Taylor come back into that side without question when they're fit, Pardew wants kicked in the bollocks.

I could have fucking chinned him for 85 minutes but I'll put up with him if he wins us games.

People have different breaking points and this summer has just been the mayo on the shit sandwich for me. Why bother getting excited about anything if nobody at the club gives two shits?

:lol: Fucking hell!

Who is "we" in that sentence?

Aeris IS that "Norwegian" Billy Bullshitter pretending to be a lass, isn't it? Oh aye, Leeds, wahey, football!

"Would you like...me to be Amaad?"

That purple packet is definitely the remnants of a jumbo sized Battenburg too.

Ended up with two kids to THAT BITCH, Diane.

this makes up for me not getting a Millennium Falcon AGAIN.

"Nar, Dave, ye divvin't want to get involved with a domestic, lad. Stay well away and stare into your pint"

The man makes a militant point, but a correct one.

That's not what he's saying though, is it? There's one thing being curious to see them and another calling them the best signings of the window because someone on here said so. I think you'd be lying to yourself if you said you didn't jump to conclusions far too quickly tbh.

Aw, bless yous. Cheers all round.

These phone companies can't make a phone that survives a bit of water damage but they want us to keep them in the clouds? They want to get their story straight if you ask me.

Vuckic's spine to explode 22 minute in.

Pardew says he loves the FA Cup but the performances and teams twice at Brighton and once at Stevenage suggest otherwise.