Ayatollah Hermione

If he's still there in January, how many players will he sign if they're still struggling? And looking at their fixture list, they probably will be.

Jill is speaking sense; you can put owt in a stottie and it comes up trumps.

Look, I don't have time to check for inaccuracies, I'm a busy man.

Beef dinner with fancy pop tbh

The sasquatch isn't called Harry Henderson.

Aye, you murdering Elton John on karaoke.

That's one thing I have sympathy for you for. No wonder you spend every night drinking.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."

I didn't watch Bouncers but this is completely true. Only made worse if you happen to be sober when you're passing through.

I'm playing the PES demo and am enjoying it more than this atm. It's got a bit more of a realistic weight to it and the AI of your team mates is a bit more intelligent. Going to play as everyone first and see how it stacks up from tactic to tactic.

Autumn is just about here which means lots of Van Morrison \o/ St Dominic's Preview is gorgeous.

Because Saul in his dickish, arrogant pomp is better than Saul after he's been through the Walter White mixer. The cockroaches always survive, he's bound to be fine at the end of this.

HF blatantly has a theory about how it's going to end and is assuming it as fact tbh

So, how long did everyone else look at @YS' photoshop effort to see if he'd hidden anything in the background?

How is a testimonial a party atmosphere btw?

I was convinced Kadar would become canny but he got that bad leg break and he went AWOL.

Milan must be really struggling for players.

Gemmill's advanced robot parts dry themselves.

While they've improved opposition AI, your lads are still thick as pig shit. They never stay onside, it's like a team of Cisses

I'm with you tbh, I'll shower when I want. Though, if you want to jump in together to save water, I'm all for that.

It's perfectly acceptable behaviour for me and a friend to go halfers on Bulleit Bourbon, make a day of the finale and watch it together, isn't it? Holding each other as we weep is optional.

Congrats, Brock. There was a kid in our year at school who was one of the best in the county at badminton. He used to be my doubles partner in PE so I could sit back and piss about if I wanted really but, they once gave him a racket that only had strings on the very outside of it. So, he had to hit every shot on the bullseye with the outside of the racket basically and he still beat everybody. Just mentioning this in case you come up against him in combat; don't feel too bad if he steam rolls you. He once dislocated his shoulder three times in the same basketball match too.

The new map looks massive. I hope each mountain range has it's own dirt bike races and ridiculous easter eggs. Looking forward to seeing what the coastal village has for us in the top left.

If I head beautiful, heaving breasts like those, I'd soap them up every morning too. As a hot blooded male, I'm very fond of Ms. Flanagan but I don't think my wife of 40 years would approve! - B. Twat - Hertfordshire

HALF TIME MULTI BALL I laugh at silly things.