Ayatollah Hermione

and they're all no Mars Attacks tbqh

Aye, players drop in and out of form. It happens.

Daffy's Elixir by Bryan Scary is my favourite album of the year. ELO-type pop with loads of time changes and heavy bits.

Anita at RB, Taylor in for Williamson. Ben Arfa currently having a quick pre-match wank

Home win. I've had more pokey bum wanks than we've got points from there in my lifetime.

Link? or PM, whatever?

Kid has a point

My mate met him the other night and told him he loved his crack on Twitter. Apparently, Ryan Taylor said "ah, I just love winding the mackems up"

Little Big Planet is very kid friendly, aye. If she's been having fun with the Vita, go for it and pick her up FIFA and Little Big Planet. She might like Rayman Origins too if you can find it for cheap. Be warned though, it's rock hard so she might hoy it off a wall in anger.

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Aye, the Vita is a canny piece of kit but the 3DS has every Nintendo franchise imaginable and kids fucking love Kirby and Pokemon. The Wii U will have those games but on a larger scale like. What she's got on the Wii? Mario etc or just the Wii Sports type stuff? If you're buying it to secretly play on it when she goes to bed, the Vita will have games more to your liking though.

Wii U will be a canny option if you pick up the likes of Mario with it. The controller also acts as a tablet where she can play it through there without needing the telly. As said, if you want to get her a handheld, the 3DS is the best choice. Loads of cheap kid-oriented games about as well, I imagine.

If you can tell RAWK to continue its sterling contributions to the @RAWKMeltdown twitter account, it'd be great as well. Prediction: Suarez to be a cunt but score

Liverpool will beat us at Anfield, you always fucking do. Is that more to your liking?

Hope they don't ruin this children's franchise by releasing more children's films!

Least you won't have to dress up

Nah, no randomised loot or owt like that. Was more simplistic in terms of its weapon mechanics but I'm a dungeon puzzle solving kind of man and miss it. I recommend the first one btw. You'll get it for cheap as chips.

The 1st one is basically a Zelda game with GOW combat.

I mean, I can see why they've tried to make a different type of game to shake off the aura the first game had as a "rip-off" of everything else but I don't think is any better.

This is so poor compared to the original, I can barely believe it's the same studio. Zelda mechanics replaced with worse puzzles and there's really not 20 hours of good gameplay in here. The loot system is pretty poor too, especially considering it just throws new weapons at you every 5 seconds that are all basically the same. It was really fun for 2 or so hours in the middle there with The Foundry and the Shadow of the Colossus rip-off boss battle but this current Land of the Dead crap is terrible. I remember the boss battles being better first time round too but that could be nostalgia. In fact, I just remember the first game being a far more engaging playthrough; combat, level design, Mark Hamill as your little undead pal, the level that took Portal's mechanics and applied it to a Zelda dungeon. Maybe I just prefer Zelda games to whatever this is. Something will come out this year that won't disappoint me, I'm sure.

I didn't kill anyone in Tony Hawks 3 and that's basically the best game ever.

I'm playing a non-lethal run of Deus Ex HR and it basically fucks you over on some bosses.

Blatantly a confidence player like. Always does better after an assist or goal.

Hardly our best performance like but it'll do. Obertan looks like a different player in Europe for whatever reason.

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