Ayatollah Hermione

The film's shite, I thought you meant the song and was literally choking on my own rage. Class album as well.

Canny, ta. Will get one for me mother as well since she's always eating the same 4 meals.

Big Star. The best.

Fucking hell, I'm sure I saw that photo on the Jonestown Wikipedia page.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

I can only hope you were pissed writing that. It's mint, man.

CT, I'll be in the Strawberry beforehand if you fancy a bit of TT star-spotting. I'm going for a surprisingly comfortable 2-0 to us.

You want to work on this comedy routine.

Was that in the book, was it? I fancy getting that book, are they on sale anywhere in the Town? The Works is usually good for its constant Closing Down sales.

Demba Ba's left us about 4 times now.

A German tried to steal my coat from the overhead bit once when I landed in New York. Had to chase him down the plane, Air Force One style, to get it back. Think yourself lucky, I say.

I'll say, I've just helped him move into a top-floor flat.

Anxiety over that water filter probably.

20 million each. 20 million pounds each.

Aye, I always have music on when I'm doing any tidying. If you put Megadeth on when you're doing the dishes, you'll finish in record time.

Bad crack. I had a vivid dream but nowt like that. I have a recurring one (though not for a while thankfully) that I'm watching someone jump on to a metro/train track and they don't move before the train hits them. I always wake up feeling awful and generally don't get back to sleep.

I've listened to Oh, Caroline by Cheap Trick for about 4 hours so I say I'm pretty A-ok!

Aye, the Adventure Quest skit "NAW, YOUR SHOW'S FUCKING SHITE"

How's Elevenrife at this time of year?

CT, man. Warn me before posting another topic like this, I can't handle the excitement.

Strawberry is a good pint and there's always a few away lads in but it'll be heaving on match day. Tilleys does a reggae/dub DJ set on Saturdays that's always mint.

Christ alive, Steven Taylor's out more than the gas. If they don't sign a centre half in January, I'll head down there and nut them myself

I got a Newcastle one every year. Super fan

Our fans last night were the worst ever. These teenage charvers are the future too

Aye, he'll be telling us about Eldon Square pencils next.