Ayatollah Hermione

Using the lyrics to "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

http://www.sportsdirect.com/golf Newcastle United Golf Club now

Truly. We're tuned to waste our 100 year campaign

I had a pair of Sondico gloves You might as well have been playing in magic gloves.

But not if Obertan did.

Well, 2Bias, It's apparently even worse than the demo which I thought impossible. Pretty much every review is panning it. Got to be the most panned AAA game since, I don't know, Homefront? Assassin's Creed 1? Those had hype but were debut IPs, unlike this. Brad Shoemaker sez "no, its fundamentals are objectively bad. camera, aiming, movement, enemy interaction. all incredibly frustrating" RE4/5 dropped the pretence of horror somewhat but at least they were still good games. This just sounds like a shit show.

Ayatollah Hermione. Is a poster.

On the subject of shit talking wheelie bins, Mark Lawrenson was predicting Swansea to assault the Top 8 after their first 2 games and now they're going to struggle. As my mate says, he looks like a lesbian that's tripped through the sales rail at Marks and Spencers.

My wedding song will be "Piss Piss Piss" by The Shit Fuck Monkey Balls.

Bret from Flight of the Conchords wrote all the music. Who knew he'd be the best showtunes writer of the 2000s?

I much prefer CT to the angry teenage brigade. He seems sound enough, even if Toontastic appears to be his gateway drug into everyday life.

I bet CT prefers Wings to The Beatles too

Thank you, Troy and Abed.

It's by Armando Ianucci, Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain mostly. Ianucci co-wrote Alan Partridge and wrote for The Day Today. The other two write Peep Show and a film called Four Lions, with Chris Morris of Brass Eye fame. Basically, if you start with Iannucci and connect the dots, you'll get some of the best British comedy of the last 20 years

GCSE Art exam failed when Student fails to read question

How quick we forget the Olympics.

Not sure why this made me laugh but I'm buckled, sorry

I shower unless I'm bathing in the blood of my enemies.

Excellent page, lads. More of the same.

Has everyone heard the crack about Kean getting sacked last night but turning up to training this morning? A man so positive, he tries to see the upside of losing his job by simply continuing to do it.

If we just spent our possession crossing balls into the box for Papiss Cisse but him losing every header, would people honestly prefer it?

Parks and Rec was class as well. "Chris Traeger Feelings Update!"

According to you, we'd be leading the league at Christmas

Cisse was going to go but was ill, wasn't he?

http://www.giantbomb.com/tokyo-jungle/61-32532/ This looks MINT. Giant Bomb basically devoted yesterday's coverage to it and it looks brilliant. If you can't be arsed reading or watching anything in that link, it's a game where humans have left Earth and the animals have taken over and started hunting each other. You play as some of these animals in a story (!) where you get to the bottoms of things or play Survival mode where you have to fuck the ecosystem royally up and survive for as long as possible. It looks bananas and you must play it when it drops next week. Terriers just get together and fuck your shit up and you have NO hope unless you dig in and get dirty as a Pomeranian, whatever that is.