Ayatollah Hermione

You tried using it as petrol?

Far too many '' smilies in that post, CT. Especially for a man with your history of decisions. Definitely walked round East Boldon in the past, flaunting a man bag and been called a puff while blasting Glenn Medeiros out of your iPod.

I probably won't watch a Classico for a while because tbh, there's about 15 every season but these highlights sound canny.

The idea that players will want different challenges before they've actually started the challenges that finishing 5th brings btw Have a word.

Ben Arfa didn't play too much last season, we have Marveaux playing more this year. TBH, the fact you're looking for pretty weak things to complain about suggests this is not quite a disaster. It's the same side that finished 5th, we're in Europe, first XI is still excellent, bolstered by a good player in Anita. What do you actually want? Does money spent = progress to you? Because QPR should put that to bed Not you, Jonny bbz

The fallout when they go down will be class.

He fills that out well.

He'll not agree to put it on telly

Therefore it's an easy choice, dear.

Aly Cissokho.

Give up car. I don't drive and there's these things called planes and boats to get around the world. Films, straight away. Music is 100x better and I'll fight anyone that says otherwise.

Toontastic is CT's Year 5 "What did you do in your 6 weeks?" diary and make no mistake.

We'll grow into this season as players find their fitness and Pardew sorts the formation. 4-4-2 isn't for us but a Hatem free role should be the way to go. Him and Carver will crack it. Keep the faith. No shame losing to Chelsea away. Get a win on Thursday and do Villa. Sorted.

Loves shooting up his helmet, i've heard.

Good lad. Tell you what, never thought I'd miss that bloke as much as I do when I watch Dan Gosling.

First sold in the summer like. You can almost see Pardew getting sick of them game by game. Thought Amalfitano showed more promise in his cameo than Gosling has in 3 years. Nice solid performance though with a couple of shakes from Tavernier who will soon get those mistakes stamped out of him. Anita looks tidy as owt, Marveaux needed more of the ball in the 1st half instead of going down the right with no reward. Away goal and we can knack them at home no bother. Happy days.

We shouldn't bite to the Mackems on about away attendances. That's their job. We're in Europe. Good night.

It was 46 when some mouth breather tried to give me grief for it on Twitter. Nice to see a big game of Mackem Whispers has started.

Still don't think much of that or Dan Deacon but at least he's moved on from music that sounds like a load of dog toys in a washing machine.

I'd take a shite 1-0 and no injuries tbh.

agreed. It took Enrique a while to settle in and I think Santon can be even better than him. Gutierrez and Coloccini help cover for him a lot of the time but he's only 20 and look at the difference between him and 90% of other 20 year olds in the league.

Not much of what you listen to has a good melody tbf

Everton are always canny at home so it's not too much of a surprise like. Some class performances in there though; Fellaini and Osman especially.

You'd like to think we'd be the more preferable destination but if he's going to play every week at Fulham, it might swing him.