Ayatollah Hermione

Apparently Cabaye is ridiculously fit from the Euros so is just training in Benton.

WynWatch?

If Shola is fucked, we need another out and out striker. Even if it's just in the Good/Bigirimana category.

The government WANT you to be sick, man. The disease is IN the drugs.

Every time we have a decent central midfielder, the mackems, as they do with us, run a fine comb over him and then always decide "Catts for me like" Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Barton, doesn't matter who.

Chris Hoy could do a wheelie all the way around the track and still beat everyone here.

Catts for me like.

Atticus, eh? Gan to have lofty ideas this one.

Top of the second page for me.

I've incurred his wrath on Twitter now for some reason. Maybe because I was seen fraternising with The Fish

Tastiest thing posted in this thread tbh. Good work, sir.

Alan Shearer's dad didn't score 206 goals for the Toon so I think he was better than his.

Been reading my timeline again?

lick my ring

"It's incredible, it's...brilliant!" You can almost hear her reading a thesaurus.

Denise "I'm going to say the same thing twice using different adjectives" Lewis

If they were on soldier's wages, they would have won.

Tumbleweed Connection is good because it sounds nothing like the rest of his stuff. I quite like Madman Across The Water though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfyWQ2AEBic My favourite track of the year

Basically jogged it. He should run the last 50m backwards one time and see what he gets.

The coverage of literally ever other event has only shown how terrible BBC football coverage is.

She seemed mint, bless her.

aye, definitely. Awesome drummer as well. If he'd wrote CATS and then just went to drumming with Queens of The Stone Age full time, his career would be much improved.

I don't think that's a knock against it. I quite like the bit in Paradise by the Dashboard Light where it goes "DASH-BOARD LIGHT" then kicks back up again. Should have more than one decent moment in a 9 minute song though.

the very cheek.