Ayatollah Hermione

Didn't she get voted Sexiest Lass in the Wurrrld by FHM? I kna, I kna, it's for the teenage wank crazy crowd but surely even those lads much rather prefer the loveliness of Tyneside's Rose, Cheryl Cole.

Lasses my age (early 20s) go absolutely batshit over it and the first one was out when we were 17/18 (I think). Between this, people genuinely paying to see Steps and constant obsession with nostalgia, my generation can go ahead and get killed in the next war for all I care.

Fuck me, I wouldn't want to walk it.

The masonic paedophile rings are real, alright. A real piece of work!

If the internet says it, why wouldn't i believe it

I think the only way to prove you aren't a paedo is if you're on Twitter. Celebrities are always posting about their fucking shit telly habits on there but at least they're not out there fiddling with kids. A victory for social media.

Aye, another sterling bit of management in that season

Fucked them off sharpish. Sure it was when Shearer took over.

You'd think with his name, he'd have better teeth.

ooh, get her

We have a more important game on Sunday. That was good fun after our shocking start.

Pie sandwiches are always a good choice, CT, for the modern heffalump like yourself. Gravy optional but it's required if you want to make a geet dorty mess.

I literally can't believe my solar proof pun got no massive lols. Talk about your conspiracies.

what we need is Solar PROOF panels, am I right, Wolfy, my man?

If Wolfy is a free-thinker then we need to lock his mind up.

What's trying to wake up a sleepy horse got to do with it?

like a cold Wednesday night in Stoke?

Annoyed. I've had to deal with three separate entities under the "DirectGov" banner and they've all been fucking hopeless.

But can Obama do it on a cold Wednesday night in Stoke?

I'm pretty sure when Jonas was playing well in the middle of a 4-3-3 last year, CT was still twisting.

Think there's a bit more to picking a winger than "He can whip a good ball in" like. It's not Sensible Soccer.

Oops, must have said something to upset Wolfy. I hope he can forgive me in a future life.