Ayatollah Hermione

I'm looking forward to the S.H.I.E.L.D. show. I still maintain a well done X-Men show would be the daddy.

Any diving header is automatically better in my book because nobody does them properly anymore.

Offence: Impersonating a footballer. The old ones are the best.

New Thick of It was different class, as ever.

Stot-on is one I've never heard used for years and always makes me laugh.

They want to just fuck and get it over with.

Fucking James McClean. Another one who doesn't understand how hash tags work #learntousetwitter #likeme

As the Chinese proverb goes "If it's thick, I want it quick. If it's thin, it's not going in."

Agree on Al-Habsi. Capable of heroics in one breath and then capable of running into the goalpost by accident.

David Byrne's album with St. Vincent is excellent if you're hankering for more Byrne.

Hello, I'm Jack The Ripper. You may remember me from such killings as "Dirty Debra found in alley" and "Famous escort killed in car fire" I'm here today to tell you that I WAS NOT a government conspiracy though I was a rogue policeman taking curb crawling in my own hands. PS. I only had sex with 3 of the women I eventually beat with a candlestick.

I see you are still having trouble finding me, Monkey's Fist.

Either way, it's Shola related

He must have got me on my old name yesterday, not the @SholasHats one. I tended to stay out of it anyway so Christ knows why I'm the bad guy but I am available at @SholasHats on Twitter dot com. That name again is @SholasHats

I have no kids either but if they like bad cowies, they'll love Leeds

Might slap myself about tonight. The only way is up.

But what of Jack the Ripper's popular Tribute Act, Wearside Jack?

No, we should have 5 players in every position. BE REALISTIC, EH?

I'm glad he's got Belgian football expert Phillipe Albert talking about Club Brugge.

Likewise. May just wait for it for a proper release.

John Mensah isn't better than Williamson

Speaking of Bob's, anyone streamed Dylan's new one yet?

2012 recommendations, let's go. Got Swans, Jessie Ware and Band of Horses to get through. Have bands like Grizzly Bear and Animal Collective actually made things resembling music yet?

GK: Krul, Harper, Elliott RB: Simpson, Ryan Taylor, Perch, Anita, Tavernier CB: Colo, Steven Taylor, Williamson, Perch LB: Santon, Ferguson, Ryan Taylor CM: Cabaye, Tiote, Anita, Bigi, Gosling, Abeid, Gutierrez, Vuckic RM: Ben Arfa, Obertan, Sammy, Marveaux LM: Gutierrez, Sammy, Marveaux ST: Ba, Cisse, Shola As far as I'm concerned, we needed a striker and a LB more than a RB, even if they were young players. I don't think our main rivals have much better in the way of depth btw and Spurs and Arsenal lost their best players.

Look a bit soft without him like. Gutierrez was excellent at putting in a similar sort of shift though on Sunday. Put himself about, carried the ball well, won some dangerous free-kicks. Absolutely undroppable him like.