Ayatollah Hermione

Think we'll get beat like but for some reason, I reckon Ben Arfa will be well up for it.

just admit that you're buying one to kiss at night and we'll be fine with it.

Any album by Phil Collins because it'll usually have his awful boat on the front of it.

Thought Valencia pushed him back when he came on like. Agreed though. Was quite lovely seeing Santon bomb forward on his right foot.

Thought we played canny but the damage was done with the shocking defending in the first 15 minutes. I know it's a cliche but you get that penalty and score, we probably get a point.

Doubt it, Martin Keown's on.

you bastard, I shouldn't be laughing at that

what is wrong with you? it's clearly The Beast

CT bouncing about in his taxi to Gangnam Style "I know what these kids will love!"

It's absolutely shit like. 1 good act a week if you're lucky.

At the time of the 5-0, we were also a considerably better attacking team than we are now. I'm certainly not scared of their geriatric midfield but between Van Persie and Rooney, they have people that are fucking bound to score. Cabaye and Tiote need to have blinders.

eh, people were unimpressed with Anita? Thought he looked tidy in the middle with Tiote and Cabaye and put a shift in on right wing. He's going to be a good utility player

Excellent team performance. Not a bad player on the pitch.

Some of his passing up the line for Obertan was tremendous. Kid's in great form.

That lad in the background struggling with his farting crackers from the look of it. Cheryl just looks like she's scratching her scratter.

Fucking hell because the one thing you want to hear when you're off your bracket is some knobhead telling you to reach for the lasers. You should have kept the DJ'ing like, think you'd be a good one.

Electric Warrior, The Slider and Tanx. A man that is down with Marc Bolan is not a man I want to know.

Fair play to Forster, left and got himself an international call-up, albeit in a shit England team.

2 minute songs making a comeback.

"And it's the first dance for the new couple and it's a little song from 1984 by Billy Ocean and who's he singing about? Only his Caribbean Queen"

fucking hell

Have a good day, HF. All the best. Hope youre on the decks, mind. None of that regular wedding shite

I find myself now staying indoors and wondering if i will find my true love but hey I am happy.

This is a tune that my dad will stand and fight for in any 80s battle. If more 80s pop was like this, we'd be laughing. But now

Get these down ye, man, CT.