Ayatollah Hermione

Shit, man, Lennon's tracks on Double Fantasy. Where did they come from?! Bloke spends 5 years of his life sailing round the world, doing coke and ruining Harry Nilsson's career, delves into his Asian fetish and then comes out with Watching the Wheels?!

All the 80s pop now is dated because of its production anyway IMO. The extent of the 80s stuff in my collection is some US College Rock, British Indie, some rap and the odd album from the 60s/70s superstars who managed to fart out something decent. I think it's maybe the worst decade for music but the really good stuff is some of the best ever. ELVIS wasn't alive in the 80s though so he would have helped it a fair bit.

All implied but you know it's there. Take nowt at face value and all that.

Shine a light! If you want to move into another decade, I hear the 60s had some decent tunes.

No chance, Lance. His Latest Flame is a song to get on with your life when your girl has left you. Sure he's crying but is the piano letting up for a second? Is it balls. It's inspiring in the same way a good friend buying you 6 shots of Jack Daniels and a one night stand is. Always on My Mind? That maudlin sack of greeting card poetry? It's the musical equivalent of making mixtapes and sniffing whatever is left of her perfume/underwear in your house. Marie's The Name ends with an outro, a mantra of the title over and over. Elvis is going to do something about it and he's going to do it with his considerable testicles in a wheelbarrow and he's going to fuck her sister. It's untouchable.

If anything, musicians could learn from The Jordanaires and be a tight, talented band, not a set of drum machines and shit synths

Too right. You hear the chorus twice and that's all you need, son. Jordanaires playing their bollocks off at the back, a fade out and bang, you're done. As Musical President, I say you're not allowed to repeat your chorus more than 3 times in one song from now on/

I got a free 6 month of Premium when I switched to Virgin and it runs out at the end of this month and I've never been more tempted to pay a tenner a month for something in all my life.

His Latest Flame is the best song he ever put to tape and if you disagree, what the fuck is wrong with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupAWDO6axE Untouchable.

Bloke.

:lol: That's amazing. Does he do that when he's disputing something on his credit card? "If you think these charges are mine, you want to post on Toontastic with the rest of the bairns who wouldn't see that I was right. Is Gemmill running this place as well? You immature cunt twat bastards"

I'm sorry like but he's unhinged when it comes to NUFC and any grudges he has. He's incapable of any rational thought when it comes to them.

Amazing song. And people say McCartney can only write pop drivel. McCartney 2 is a class album.

Looks like shite agent patter to me.

Using the lyrics to "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

http://www.sportsdirect.com/golf Newcastle United Golf Club now

Truly. We're tuned to waste our 100 year campaign

I had a pair of Sondico gloves You might as well have been playing in magic gloves.

But not if Obertan did.

Well, 2Bias, It's apparently even worse than the demo which I thought impossible. Pretty much every review is panning it. Got to be the most panned AAA game since, I don't know, Homefront? Assassin's Creed 1? Those had hype but were debut IPs, unlike this. Brad Shoemaker sez "no, its fundamentals are objectively bad. camera, aiming, movement, enemy interaction. all incredibly frustrating" RE4/5 dropped the pretence of horror somewhat but at least they were still good games. This just sounds like a shit show.

Ayatollah Hermione. Is a poster.

On the subject of shit talking wheelie bins, Mark Lawrenson was predicting Swansea to assault the Top 8 after their first 2 games and now they're going to struggle. As my mate says, he looks like a lesbian that's tripped through the sales rail at Marks and Spencers.

My wedding song will be "Piss Piss Piss" by The Shit Fuck Monkey Balls.

Bret from Flight of the Conchords wrote all the music. Who knew he'd be the best showtunes writer of the 2000s?

I much prefer CT to the angry teenage brigade. He seems sound enough, even if Toontastic appears to be his gateway drug into everyday life.