Ayatollah Hermione

Tell you what like, it's absolutely embarrassing how little the media know about our club. For them, I mean, from our standpoint, it's a good thing but I bet Ashley is pissing his sides when he gets told the crack every morning.

Fans are detestable, (especially if you spend any time on Twitter) living in a bubble all their own with obsessive, small time attitudes. Come up with buzz-words amongst their fanbase in an attempt to win imaginary battles over us ("classy club", "mags obsessed" etc) because they haven't beaten us consistently on a football pitch since time began. Jealous of the city and no doubt the players that we have in the squad atm and the performances we put in and the teams we beat. All of this festers up into dangerous delusions and sheer hatred (and that's what it is from them) of NUFC, Newcastle and the people therein. I think their attitude to us is all at once funny, depressing and worrying and basically that their fans, en masse, are a pack of twats. The way the club is carrying itself at the moment has done nothing but evolve those attitudes as well because O'Neill is a bitter, childish twat of a man and the less said about their club captain the better. It's a detestable club followed by detestable people.

He'd be happy with a Silver Medal and let the immigrants overtake him for the Gold, make no mistake about it, you left-wing, splishy-splashy buffoon.

Just the 6 pages.

Who knows what he's seen through his telescope?

Love conspiracy theories me like Sorry real life isn't as entertaining as your imagination!

I like that prediction from me because I half made it to see if you'd still be updating this thread in 5 years.

Nar, we'll hear it, it'll just be "well, the aim is promotion to the Barclays Premier League" every week.

It's a shame Riley wasn't a 69

Class but did he carry them with no assistance?!

On about banter to me now. Funny how this "banter" only comes about when he's been laced in arguments.

I might as well join in, the complete chopper needs a bit of light-hearted emotional abuse.

As long as we have those, quite frankly, ridiculous speedos on. Only thing they're speeding up is the lasses' fingers at home.

Ferguson does like to run at his full-back like so I see where CT is coming from.

Me and you will get down the baths and hold hands while we jump in together.

My mate was talking to a kid who works there and they've got the football teams staying there, aye. Saw the Swiss lot coming in when we were down the Americana festival.

That splash coming off that bald lad on the fourth dive He might as well have done a bomb for all the good it caused.

Winning the relay at school.

Steven Fletcher will cost more than Ba and Cisse. Oh Marty. Another in the long line of strikers they'll pay a bomb for who won't last more than 2 seasons. Jones, Bent, Gyan, Fletcher.

Should ban the fuckers from the city. Which tbf, would just mean them going back to East Boldon and Boro.

Ridiculous how fast that's went. I bet Bobby would have loved this team as well.

I think our front 6 of Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas, Ben Arfa, Ba and Cisse is as good as anyone's in the league but as said, when injuries hit any of those, we're left with inferior replacements. Though Marveaux looks a very tidy player, it must be said. You lose Ba, Shola has to start which he literally can't do anymore. Lose Ben Arfa, you either move Gutierrez forward and put in Gosling/Amalfitano into the midfield or Obertan goes wide right.

I'm not one for throwing out bannings like but he's literally incapable of discourse with people if he doesn't like them and at this point, he seems to not like 70% of the board.

Vicious lot, man when they're scorned. Ye watching the weightlifting? Wouldn't want to cross these lot after a few pints in the Raby

I honestly think we'll give these a hiding. I have absolutely nothing to back that up and still think they'll make some canny signings, I can just feel it in my knackers.