Ayatollah Hermione

We could do with another centre half as cover because Williamson is just a massive fanny.

Aye, same. Gutierrez had twice the game he did.

That bloke's Chelsea top with smart trousers btw Marlene and Boycey for the 2010s

My favourite tweet of all time. BTW, is there any pics of a topless Cabaye appluading the Strawberry corner?

Our right side is comfortably the weakest part of the side like. I know Ryan Taylor has Gutierrez tracking back and helping him which can hide some of his flaws (though I thought he was actually solid yesterday), Simpson needs Obertan to do the same. Obertan looks to be too lazy/stupid to do it and Simpson is shit enough as it is. If we get a LB in January, I'd put Santon at RB and fuck knas at RM. Can Marveaux play there?

I went "GO ON, SHOLA" as he turned into space. Cool celebration as well. I thought Coloccini was our MOTM like; I know he's not typically the "tackler" but he was putting some immense ones in yesterday and breaking up their play around the box really well. Some lovely little passes from Cabaye but he was largely missing whereas Tiote put his best shift in for some time. I love that Santon's first touch in NUFC colours was a backheel as well I think he's going to be alreet.

Shola was quite literally the West Denton Drogba when he came on.

shit the bed here's a brief reminder of how mint Catherine Zeta Jones is Oh no, how does Youtube work now? Sneaky youtube fix - Tom x

That's between me and the cat

Our national anthem should be War Pigs

Had a right pan cracker of a shite there. I have a weird afterglow akin to the one you get after seeing an amazing gig or killing a man.

I get wor lass to lick me clean and vice versa. If she's not in, get the dog.

8 years old. Playing football and Metal Gear Solid in equal measure.

Anyone got some good soups to try? Looking for a decent minestrone.

Sorry about leaving early, TS. Was called away. Free tomorrow though if you're doing it then. That last wave was mental, even on casual.

All sound advice iyam.

Ah, champion. That's my dinner listening sorted.

Glad people are liking the Gotye tune, one of my favourites of the year. I like what I've heard of LDR too and I think her debut LP's out shortly so should be worth a listen. I've been listening to George Harrison a lot after watching Living in the Material World. His self-titled is really underrated.

Hope he gets sacked and has to sit drinking shit cider in a council flat for the rest of his life, wanking to Babestation.

Some lasses tried to pull me and my mates into Levis in the Metro Centre because they were having a party in the shop Had a DJ set up and vodka red bulls on the go in the middle of this crap shop for reasons beyond me like. And they just wouldn't fuck off, even when we told them we weren't interested in their shitey "session" inside a tiny clothes shop. The last time I was dragged into a night club was even worse than being bothered by gabby leaflet people so think yourselves lucky.

Back to The Future Die Hard Spinal Tap Commando The only four films you ever need.

Whenever you see me on, send me an invite.

Was Terry Mac's kid playing?

SPOT - same but with a football Aye I remember playing that. If you couldn't hit the wall with one kick you got an 'S' then the second time you were 'SP', etc all the way up until you spelled the work SPOT and you were out of the game. Can't for the life of me remember the name of it but there was another one where you split the teams equally but there was only one goal and one keeper. Have to play an attacking and defending game at the same time. Sounds like what we called 'World Cup' round wor way or sometimes called 'three pots in' We played that and just called it "Cups"