Ayatollah Hermione

I think the issue with Phillips is, if he’s coming in January, how long will it take for him to get up to speed? Gordon was playing regularly and it still took him a good amount of time to get going. You could be looking at a good few months before Phillips is even ready to contribute at his best

I have a PS5 but like said, unless you’re bang into their exclusives like Last of Us 2, Spider-Man 2 or Gran Turismo, there’s not much point. Get a Series S if you’re after something more affordable, pay for Game Pass and you’re sorted. Series S is all digital like so if you’re wanting second hand discs, you’ll need the X. Game Pass will also have the Microsoft exclusives straight away so you’ve got the new Forza Motorsport waiting for you which is apparently quite good

If Tonali goes down, we might have to fucking take him

How many fucking contradictory stories are these fuckers firing out? can tell it’s an international break. Wake me up when he’s banned or not

Atmosphere was bouncing at the start and Southgate has set out to actively quieten his own crowd down he’ll not care if we lose this btw. It’s Malta next and that’ll see us qualified regardless

Hard to figure out why this group of out of form players are struggling to perform well so far. Makes you wonder why this tit even goes through the charade of attending matches.

There’s only one thing for it. A gigantic bribe

He looks good playing at half-speed against a load of forklift drivers tbf

Having watched them a couple of times, their Bellingham looks like he might have a half-decent career ahead of him but to say Real Madrid want him is classic Mackem delusion

The peak is the Fat Mac season

Apparently his curry recipes were cracking. Ironically, the big fucking racist

Wow, I simply cannot believe that the internet leapt to conclusions based on fuck all

Happy with Burn getting a new contract. Despite the weird stick he gets from people, he’s barely put a foot wrong tbh. And he’s massively improved at using his massive height to actually be a danger when we’re attacking set pieces so long may it continue.

When’s the last time England had a total non-entity like Gallagher in with genuine top class players? If someone can explain to me what he does, I’ll be amazed. 5 yard passes to keep the ball with no ambition or invention to speak of. Longstaff, Gibbs-White and Ward-Prowse can feel very aggrieved to be behind him

Could be a massive storm in a teacup tbf, we’ll just have to see how it pans out. Paqueta is still turning out every week after all that shite came out in the summer

The second worst thing to happen to Reading after Jeff Hendrick turned out for them last season

Mind, I got my full refund when I bought a case of 24 Rich Energy while pissed and they never arrived. So there’s that

Quite like Townsend tbf. He at least turned up and grafted when we were in the shit

Is that posted in this thread, Outback Jack? No, I think not. I’ll accept an apology in monetary terms

Are these dogs wise guy New Yorkers? “I’m walking here!”

Never mind that, Billy Storey is (somehow) buying Reading

Cheers, mate. Made up after missing PSG but what a fuck on

We’ve suddenly now got the third ticket. Was down to “human error” apparently? I’m completely fucking baffled at this whole system and everyone involved in it tbh. Completely amateurish

I always remember him writing a great article about Sunderland and the derby (IIRC) and he ended it with a random personal attack on some random bloke definitely a mixed bag

We applied for three tickets and only got two? Not sure how that works but this is a continuing fucking shitshow. I see the usual social media superstars have been successful again though