Kitman

Wonga's a rubbish name for a shirt sponsor. Dunno where it comes from but when I hear it I picture Harry Enfield in his Loadsamoney days. Embarrassing/shit to wear that on your chest iyam.

I'm expecting pardew to play 4 4 2 with jonas on the left wing

No idea mate. Depends on current finances for starters.

I think the difference with us is that ashley won't lend us any money to buy new players or underwrite losses, so the club has to be self financing now. In fact lately we've been repaying some of his loan from the early days. I assume the likes of soton have sugar daddies who are prepared to pile money in, as ashley did in the early days to be fair.

I just hope we give it a really good go this year. Same for the FA Cup.

Blanc can go and do one

I reckon we'll be around 9th.

La vache qui rit?

Rien ne va plus as Sid Waddell once said

Rien de rien

Suarez strikes me as a man with no honour. However he has high standards when it comes to his club. Never mind that he dragged lfc' s name through the mud over the biting incident last season, a deal's a deal.

Not arsed about a pre season friendly

Good read that

I wonder whether he'd rather stay at lfc on his big bucks anyway. Rodgers is bound to get sacked at some point....he has the air of a wrong un about him iyam

Does downing qualify as a has been yet?

It's also possible qpr are covering some of his wages, I read somewhere that was a possibility

I'm with you MT I'd rather have someone younger with more potential. Downing will never get any better than he is now imo. Still managers under pressure would rather buy seasoned players on big wages I guess...that's why he strikes me as more of a fat sam signing

Downing seems unlikely. Maybe we're feigning an interest for some reason but I can't see it making sense financially to ashley.

Yeah I assume we'd have first refusal if he signs a loan deal

He'll need to be speedy to escape Mr Big in the Wormwood Scrubs shower block.....

Pardew will probably think we're dangerously exposed playing Remy. Does he tackle back? If not he'll play him as an impact sub if we're 1 down with 10 mins to go

Depends on the trawler I suppose. A quaint old school British trawler or a Japanese style super trawler with a gigantic dragnet hoovering everything up

We need his pace. Yes please.

They will become mutant super crabs