Kitman

It's fucking pitiful, isn't it. The bottom line is he's clueless.

I recall reading on another website that Pardew was negotiating his contract with the club while Hughton was still in his job. I'm not going into the details but it was a very credible source. Pardew subsequently said the first he heard about the job was when Hughton was sacked and the club got in touch. Blatantly an absolute lie and proof, if any were needed, that the man has the morals of an alleycat, the heart of a weasel, and the truthfulness of Reginald Pryor.

indeed. And the shelling out of a pint for everybody who happened to be in Tiger Tiger one night, raised and confirmed the popularity of the owner into legendary status among the clueless morons. The round's on Ashley, the joke's on us?

"Stick it up yer arse ya bollox, now buy me a drink, I've got a terrible thirst on". Brendan Behan, New York, probably

HERESY! BURN THE WITCH!

Fucking amateur, PM me I'll sort you out the heaviest shit you've ever had man.

Is his last name Kenobi?

Agent: "Talks with Newcastle were progressing well, until they offered Tranquilo 20,000 a week. Then he was not Tranquilo. He was Verypissedoffo."

God bless you Jade. Singing with the angels. Passing wind.

A fitting epitaph. "Here lies Jade Goody. Badly packed. " Or "Jade Goody. Badly packed. Madly backed. Sadly whacked."

A fitting epitaph. "Here lies Jade Goody. Badly packed. "

I have a little grey hair on the temples, which some women find attractive. There's nothing attractive about a grey bush. Luckily I have escaped that horror up to now but it's only a matter of time. Perhaps I will then go from the Lion's Mane to Kojack down below.....

So that's what Charvski looks like Would that be Ass Leaper?

Whenever kebabs are mentioned, my thoughts turn to Jade Goody. Sleep well, sweet princess

Well then don't bend it back, dear boy But true. I'm trying not to speculate on what he may have been limbering up for at the time

Aren't salt and pepper supposed to be the king/queen of condiments? After that I'd have thought tomato and brown sauces would be more popular condiments than mustard.

A wild claim Kevin What you mean is it's the one you enjoy the most. Probably after a night on the Jager bombers and spliff. Excuse me if I don't rush out to sample the epicurean's most sought after sauces with a Big Mac n fries and a large fizzy drink.

Well then don't bend it back, dear boy

75 years. 44 years old and I've still all my own hair and teeth. I've got them somewhere, just can't remember where.

Did he move to hamburg?

Should have read on, its a good read. I loved that at the end he gives it the "Ive put my foot down with mike and Derek". They'll ignore him as they usually do. Or maybe he just said that in his head and is dissembling again.

Pardew's a born liar imo. I don't trust a single thing he says. He's also an extremely average manager. When the shit hits the fan, as I think it will after a few games, he will be useless.

Or Arnold J Rimmer, with a clipboard... "Okey dokey. I like to run a tight ship, people. Any of you needs to go toilet, you talk to me first."

I wouldn't be surprised if none of that Chronicle article is true