Kitman

He'll run screaming for the hills, if he's any sense

Only with more quotes and less entertainment

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! Hear. Cracking up already. Fuck!!! Spelling doesn't count Perhaps not, but neglecting to finish your sentence with a full stop does. Welcome btw. Ahem "Poet, Warrior, King" This board's rife with pedantry!

He looks like he's about to take a massive bite out of her mammary

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect I think the damage is done. I'll have to change my name to T. Fuckwit. Ha! Nice one!

Cheers! I allow myself the odd mistake, so I won't feel too much pressure. The real burden is gonna be keeping some of you lot in line. Some people on here are guilty of the most outrageous crimes against the English language, and I just won't have it, do you here me! You should of being more careful there. People might loose respect

Ashley loving apologist tbh explain please. is Ashley worse than Lord Westwood, or the other fuckers that raped my club come on cunt explain your little poncey remark I think he was joking. Hence the wink smiley.

Based on that outfit, I'd drug test him. He looks like an extra from the pikey camp in Snatch. Hopefully he's taking his LFC career seriously by getting pissed and stoned every night

I'm guessing this wasn't the response Dafydd was hoping for. The pain was probably drink related, that's where I'd start.

I think he is on a free transfer. The idea of extending his contract is bonkers.

My calculation (which is prone to huge error!) is £23m of the £35m spent so far. Presumably that's mostly future wages?

Fat Larry and Mari Wilson. Seriously shit music FFS

You're not being serious, I take it?

Right, which one of you shat in the pint glass?

I think they'd want us to pay more than that to take them

Prefer to sell him Smith

Haven't seen UK TV for 4 years now but the punditry was piss poor then and the written media isn't much better now from what I see. I'm amazed at how little insight former pros offer and how they're happy to trot out the same cliches and soundbites time after time. They're either thick and don't understand the game in any depth or scared to offer an opinion or upset their former colleagues. Compare that to Sky's cricket pundits who are worth every penny they're paid imo. For me, TV pundits should be both entertaining and informative. When I was in the UK we had the likes of Andy Townsend (Mr Say What You See), The banal MOTD team, Garth Crooks, out of work managers like Souness, Allardyce etc who just cruise by peddling the same old trite crap. I think the pundits let the viewing public down, and the written media either has an agenda which gets in the way of objective comment, or poorly written and researched articles pushed out by lazy journos to get a rise. There are honourable exceptions of course and the boradsheets are better than the tabloids in that respect imo.

I suppose we'll have to wait and see on that score, because there's still a long way to go till the transfer window shuts. I'm actually pretty impressed that we've secured 3 players this early on to tell the truth. I have a feeling that the club will spend about 10 mill net on transfers, probably the sort of investment they intended before the Carroll transfer came along. That's not based on anything other than my own pessimism, I'd be delighted if they spent more.

First names Ivor Long?

I'm catholic too, and I think I've got balance. Imagine what would happen if the Catholics marched up the Shankill Road singing about Omagh and the Birmingham pub bombings. I'm Protestant my wife's catholic who gives a fuck. The whole things a massive anachronism. Just cos your old man dragged his knuckles along the ground in an orange sash doesn't mean you have to do it. As it happens my wife's best friend is from derry and her old man was on the bloody sunday march. You'll never meet a nicer man and having talked to him I did a fair bit of reading around bloody Sunday, the Birmingham sicx and the guildford four, and the shankhill butchers. Opened my eyes, I can tell you. The stories about that crowd especially are sickening. Yes and many people believe they were protected by the authorities. Their leader Murphy was a psychopath and was apparently taken out by the Ira on a tip off from the UDA - they thought he was out of control too Was it not Johnny Mad Dog Adair who was their leader, but they forced him out of the country? You should google Lenny Murphy. Mad dog looks like a fucking boy scout by comparison with that psycho.

I'm catholic too, and I think I've got balance. Imagine what would happen if the Catholics marched up the Shankill Road singing about Omagh and the Birmingham pub bombings. I'm Protestant my wife's catholic who gives a fuck. The whole things a massive anachronism. Just cos your old man dragged his knuckles along the ground in an orange sash doesn't mean you have to do it. As it happens my wife's best friend is from derry and her old man was on the bloody sunday march. You'll never meet a nicer man and having talked to him I did a fair bit of reading around bloody Sunday, the Birmingham sicx and the guildford four, and the shankhill butchers. Opened my eyes, I can tell you. The stories about that crowd especially are sickening. Yes and many people believe they were protected by the authorities. Their leader Murphy was a psychopath and was apparently taken out by the Ira on a tip off from the UDA - they thought he was out of control too

I'm catholic too, and I think I've got balance. Imagine what would happen if the Catholics marched up the Shankill Road singing about Omagh and the Birmingham pub bombings. I'm Protestant my wife's catholic who gives a fuck. The whole things a massive anachronism. Just cos your old man dragged his knuckles along the ground in an orange sash doesn't mean you have to do it. As it happens my wife's best friend is from derry and her old man was on the bloody sunday march. You'll never meet a nicer man and having talked to him I did a fair bit of reading around bloody Sunday, the Birmingham sicx and the guildford four, and the shank hill butchers. Opened my eyes, I can tell you.

I have no sympathy at all for the orangemen at all. Organized thuggish intimidation imo no different to hitler's brown shirts in my eyes. I have friends in Belfast and Dublin and I admit they're all Catholics so I probably lack balance.

So that's agreed then. We'll get him to cover the fullbacks. Sign him up Rapey!

Not much to tell. A good guy had a harmless chuckle at my expense and I threw a wobbly like a complete cunt then sulked. It was totally out of order and I apologised, but the damage was done. A Joey Barton moment I guess, except without the provocation and the Value Meal.