Kitman

Return of the Mac. Good poster, terrible song

We can't replace a large chunk of the team and expect any kind of cohesion imo. You need premier hardened players who know how to play together. I'd worry if we sold more of last seasons first team regardless of who we bring in, and ATM we seem to be linked with moves for Enrique, collocini, guttierez, Barton, Simpson, even shola.

Also the likes of Kuqi and Campbell whose contracts have expired? FFS, more holes than a swiss cheese!

Really, I thought you said you'd moved to Noo Zeelund! Very authentic pronunciation there. I might get some fush and chups later too.......

I think I joined N-O and TT around the same time in late 2006. I was working my notice in the UK before emigrating to NZ, and spent most of the day pratting about on various NUFC boards (N-O, TT, TOTT). iirc I posted mainly on N-O but back then Alex, Chez, Gemmill, Parky, J2J and others posted a lot on there too so there was more in common between TT and N-O. I also used to do a bit of writing for the N-O main page (the bit of N-O which nobody read). After I moved to NZ I got sick of N-O, in particular the anti Keegan bias and people posting shit I couldn't be bothered to argue with. Plus I had a bit of a meltdown which I instantly regretted. All in all I didn't feel like posting there anymore and Parky suggested that I move over here, where the air is sweeter. I'm still on here 4 years later posting drivel when I should be working.

It's that kind of place. The local shopping centre was a disaster area as I recall. The sort of place where you don't bother putting your rubbish in the bin, there's no point. I hope they knock it all down and start again for the Olympics.

He had a little terraced 2 up/2 down overlooked by a tower block. He told me one evening he heard a thudding sound against his window. Went to have a look and a bunch of pissed up chavs were throwing half bricks against his window. He had good double glazing so the glass wasn't breakable, but I guess they were interested in testing the quality of it. They were complete strangers btw. His name's not Paul Wynn or anything

My brother used to live in Stratford in the 90s. My God, what a shithole.

LEEEEROOOOOOY That goes quite well with your avatar

Thanks. I'm a very young 43 in my head

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Barton is a better footballer Would love to see Catts gan through the little scumbag in the opening minute Contradicting yourself in less than 2 posts, fuck me you must be thick as fucking pigshit. Im talking about the way Barton acts off the pitch. Taking a player out during the game is one thing, but no SAFC player would go round sticking cigars out in peoples eyes or kicking a young lad in the head. Then again we have got a bit more class than our neighbors. Oh dear

More than he can manage tbh. I nearly put that as well You can imagine his doctor having to shove a finger up his arse like a vet does to a tortoise. Urgh now there's an image I didnt want

There is, you can just imagine him saying "that basturrrrd Barnes." I picture him doing that noise / twitch thing and downing a whisky before posting. and giving it that evil smile after he's pissed someone off. His face will be aching then from all that smiling

I can't think of a really quick team who have ever went down. West Ham 03 possibly but at home their pitch is too small to fully utilise pace. Remember that side we had at the start of 98, fuckin hell, I remember playing the BLUE DIPPERS in the FA Cup Barnes and Rush heading the attack iirc, was like two wheelie bins with no wheels. That's why we only scored 35 that season, nee pace. Barnes's arms moved faster than his legs. He looked like he was running on sand

The Olympic stadium will be cavernous because nobody will turn out to watch the hammers struggle in the championship. I know better than to take that fat shit's musings seriously.

I regret wandering into this thread, boredom is no excuse

He lacks the mussel to be a success here. Still, he's not being shellfish about it, he's got his skates on which is brill.

All we are saying, is give pace a chance. It's not the be all and end all, but you certainly notice when we don't have any. I think we've been short of pace in midfield for a good few seasons now.

fyp tbs tbs

We all want to roe in the same direction

I think he's sick to the gills of us tbh

Like a fish out of water? all right all right, you don't have to carp on about it. Well he's clearly angling for a move

Like a fish out of water?