Kitman

Now that's value!

We're shambolic on every side tbf

Completely agree. Ashley only does bargains. Signing Austin would have been more his style.

Said the actress to the bishop

I agree. Plus Ireckon he wanted to stay in the South

The examiner did an emergency stop on mine, as he considered an elderly pedestrian was about to step out into the road. He did me a favour by failing me as I look back on it now

I am rumoured to be offering Eva 25 million when my bid has been prepared

Yeah or we didn't fancy him cos of his dodgy medical. I suspect he didn't fancy coming to us though for whatever reason.

It's great when all you have to do to make something very unlikely happen is "prepare a bid". I'm currently preparing a bid to ejaculate onto Eva Longoria's tits.

He's bong out of order

At least this eases the danger of the subs bench becoming moulded with the shape of his arse

His real age is probably 40

Bravo!

Another one we will miss badly. RIP

The clubs being found out in its policy of gambling that young foreign talent will instantly deliver. The shines gone off Carr now too imo

Gouffran is exactly the type of player who needs to leave if we're to make any progress. Contributes fuck all and usually comes on as a last minute sub if at all. Given we've signed 2 players in midfield I'd be happy to see him go if we bring someone of first team caliber in......most importantly someone with goals in them whether that's a striker or wide player

Pretty much peerless. Loved his music. RIP

They probably assume that English PL hardened players might play with some passion and nous unlike the current bunch of gutless mercenaries

I expect Charnley spends most of his day locked in the toilet, whispering "Come on Lee, you can do this" over and over

Nonevent United

Im in Kuwait. I'm likely to get arrested for murder based on my current level of grumpiness.

We could be pound for pound the best club relegated this season