Dazzler

3 weeks ago you picked the same line up as a bloke who uses a pool noodle to eat soup so he doesn’t drown in it

“Please don’t hurt my family.”

I can't get my head around all of the far-right gobshites slamming people like Corbyn with Putin's cock in their dick holster. Calling one man a commie while at the same time praising a very literal communist is fucking mental. Corbyn is/was a commie like, so they weren't wrong on that front, but still...

“Mossad? Only on a hot dog with some ketchup and fried onions.”

Dortmund couldn’t afford the £30m for an established player in Sancho. No fucking way are they spending an extra £10m on a largely untested kid. They sell sketchy youngins for that amount, they don’t buy them.

Tweaking for game three is not replacing someone playing in midfield for someone who plays in midfield imo

There's nowt in front of him, that's the problem. Kane is normally stood beside him whenever we have possession

The PSG approach to selling talented youth players.

Being a family friend of the Maxwell’s is not the flex Lawro thinks it is. Conspiracy shit aside, he’s admitting to being mates with a bloke who fraudulently shafted his employees out of hundreds of millions in pension, on top of being an all round dodgy bastard - and broke bread with his human trafficking, diddler daughter. I’d probably keep that to myself tbh

The more that comes out the more happy I become he’s gone. Not only is he a snake but he’s absolutely shite at keeping stuff under wraps and as someone who is paid to be discreet it’s not a good sign that we’ve been able to uncover all of his dodgy practices with Man Utd The fact that we’re big timing them is an added bonus, and part of me hope it’s down to pure pettiness because of Lingard.

Luke Shaw finally training is headline news. He’ll get injured in training. It’s Luke Shaw.

The lad called Insanity has it nailed too. Ironic name really since he’s one of the few talking sense .

£150m for DCL and £152m for Minteh. Should be sound.

"as long as I didn't break confidentiality and infringe on my previous employers business, it was all good." Like sharing contractual information with prospective employers, and then meeting with the Wolves sporting director on behalf of Man Utd/INEOS? The fucking thick cunt masquerading as an intellectual is the worst kind of thick cunt.

Are Everton going to spend all of the DCL money on Minteh? Or have we greatly over exaggerated Minteh’s transfer value?

I mean wenger won a league and cup with Monaco and two cups in Japan and was also coveted by Bayern Munich before he went to Arsenal. So when you think about it, it’s exactly the same.

Aye his attitude has never been questioned during either stint with Dortmund. In fact he ran himself into the ground most games for them. He was late to training because the manager didn’t like his face and made the kid train with the youth teams, even banning him from having a scran with the squad. Playing second fiddle to a 90m flop who batters his missus probably didn’t help either like. Even worse, Ten Hag also wanted Greenwood back in the squad so he’d have been playing third fiddle to two nonces. Hardly a place to give your all for. They reckon £30m gets Sancho and even if he’s a bit uppity our squad will make him fall in line as they are all close so won’t tolerate a bellend. He’d be a massive upgrade on what we have, and if proving himself and getting back into the England set up is what he’s after then I’m sure the money won’t be a problem imo.

How did he become so rich if he’s never heard of gardening leave? His sales team must fuck off with full customer details and all strategic plans. Sounds like a great place to leave.

As a replacement for Wilson who’s expected to leave. Seems risky in that sense to me, replacing one perma crock with another still leaves us open, we’d still need a third option to mitigate against that. I do think DCL is a quality player in his day, and in a better set up could thrive as long as he stays fit.

For Arnold - this is the only change he'll make and it'll be the same turgid performance.

I'll give it a miss then, I don't need two micropenises.

In Soviet Russia..... ...no, you fuck off.

Because he gave one of the lads a fiver to stick a bet on for him, and he went straight to the bar with it and got a pint of John Smith.

Side by side or on top of each other? Just wondering if it's possible to add a few inches to the old boy or if I'll end up with an extra cock.

MF'd YP