Dazzler

It's a Howe and Tindall Friday ritual.

Actually he said they can go for a coffee at 69 with each other then fuck off and 69 each other.

It's a shame she didn't stop typing after "birthday" tbh

Exactly my thoughts too. He'll lose interest pretty quickly, and will just rock up when it's convenient for him, but get enough air time to placate the dribbling masses that hang out the back of him The fact that there are people who genuinely believe that he'll be leader of the opposition after this election is what gets me - that would be the worst outcome for Farage, second only to actually winning the election as it means he'd actually have to do some graft - one thing he doesn't like doing at all

I think Howe would be class for England. His tactics alone would scare the shit out of most teams considering international games a played at such a slow, boring pace. That's why I hope Germany don't appoint Klopp as we'll just end up having to deal with them dominating for the next 4-6 years - and the hivemind masturbation sesh from the football community would be unbearable.

"Howe's teams deploy high pressing and basically he'd only pick players that play that way" followed closely by: "I'd love to see an England in his style" - Referring to Klopp, a manager who's teams adopt high pressing and would only pick players that play that way. Fucking morons Also, the same cunts crying that Howe has won nowt despite spending an alleged fortune are wanking themselves daft over Klopp who has won one of each trophy despite spending considerably more than Howe

How the fuck is Gosling only 34? That must be in Chancel Mbemba years, shirley?

Aye, I came from the blog after Dr Ed was thinking of shutting it down and was the only one with the cast iron gut to handle the hazing. It’s a sickener tbh, it didn’t seem like he had much time left when I came over here but he’s still been putting out articles pretty regularly. It’s a strange feeling knowing there won’t be another one from him.

He said ages ago he'd maybe consider it years down the line but has no interest now. If he went I'd be gutted, but at least Jose is in work now so that rumour won't start up and we'd end up with someone like Pochettino who has a similar work ethic/playing style. Plus, it would be nice to be able to give a shit about the national team again.

I feel dirty agreeing with Souness - The scousers will have their tiki torches out for him, how dare he besmirch his beloved club.

At least when this inevitably goes tits up, tory boy Ratty will be able to get him a job as the leader of the conservatives. He'd fit right in.

“Yeah but apart from that, how was it?” is an Anthony Jeselnik joke about the Boston bombing. I didn’t realise he stole it from Chiles

The more this drags on the bullet we seem to have dodged with this grifting cunt appears to be more of a surface to air missile

Aye, you told him to tuck it between his legs, spread his cheeks and send the full fruit bowl to unsuspecting women

The thing is, if he had even the slightest hint of charm or charisma he could have spun this into a witty bit, and pointed out that even though he's privileged he has seen and understood the problems of the working people etc through his roles in politics. It would be enough to win over some idiots and improve his profile a bit. But he's a complete robot and every time he opens his gob, he just makes things worse. The best thing the tories could do would be to keep the spanner as far away from microphones and cameras as possible

Aye but the FA is still pining for Liverpool, everyone’s (ie. Half of Liverpool, some of Ireland and a subsection of wales) favourite plucky underdog. They can’t disadvantage them any further than the poor, skint cunts already are.

You realise that’s David Dickinson in my display picture, aye? Tbf he looks his age, and I also look his age. Also, some offence taken.

I was born roughly 18 years after this - just in case some of you weren't feeling old enough.

The obligatory physio room moment will be a bit awkward. "You can just put your stuff over there, here's where you'll be sleeping."

Prison stripes are black and white - yes they are hooped, but they can fuck off. American style orange boiler suits and they have to play in those leg chains you see when they get off the prison bus - then it's a deal.

I'm sure this is 100% accurate - I mean their current owner is in bed with the Saudis and he's done fuck all so far