Dazzler

Now - "I wouldn't class that as sports washing like", and "all Saudis aren't evil man" A literal member of the Saudi royal family doesn't count, but an investment fund does

If he gets over his injuries then he'll be a class signing - he's a great defender on his day - just has his own personal bed in the physio room, which is a worry.

Or their homophobia - regularly refer to gay people as "the gays" when they make their shit up about gay people being thrown from buildings. Or in the derby build up talking about dressing up as immensely gay stereotypes to support the LGBT community. I also love the fact that they expect us to be outraged and take to the streets about human rights abuses in Saudi but they have done less than fuck all about it - unless you count rehashing their racist propaganda, half truths and outright lies on RTG All of their virtue would go right out the window if some middle eastern prince offered to buy out the frat boy. They'd wank off their dads (for a third time that day) just to lend his tea towel to get down the stadium in time for Look North.

European teams have to look us up because *checks notes* we’ve actually played in Europe and there is a chance we’re a fixture for them. Love a good self own do the mackems.

“How can aah bey raya-cyst, marra? Aah’ve got a black marra as mey displayah picksha. Ah tak it meysel”

“He says it like it is” is their go to. It’s just that what it is is incoherent waffle that hits every number on culture war bingo - and the Bible Belt in America is fucking stupid so eat it up. The idea of the cunt getting back in is beyond terrifying to me. He’ll destroy American democracy, and lead the world straight into a global conflict within 6 months, then he’ll snuff it and won’t have to see the mess he creates because he’s too selfish to die before the election.

It’s the only technique I’d have in that race tbf.

OGS being clamoured for now because of his good manager record of relegating Cardiff and putting them into relegation form the following season before getting sacked. He followed that up by being shite at Man Utd and leading them on a barren run without trophies except a losers medal in the europa league.

There was another story saying us being included was shite too as it didn’t factor in any of last seasons additional income from sponsors and the CL money

He’s a run of the mill inside forward and not even a particularly great one. £100m for mid table stats, a shit haircut and awful accent

“Then she shit down my arm”

Same vibes. Only this bloke was a legend and Sunak is a nonce.

Standard lost prophets fan response.

Getting his baps out for subscriptions?

Just play Rice in front of the defence and let Foden and Bellingham work between them when to hang back and push up. They are both intelligent players and operate better centrally. that way you can accommodate Gordon wide left to stretch their defence and create opportunities. He may as well go for broke, as no one is expecting England to attack games. He won’t do this though.

It boils my piss when proper low paid workers come out and say they’d vote for them. Like, why? What have they ever done for you? Give you a few quid in tax cuts, but ensured your food, rent, energy bill goes up by thousands. Made it so you have to go to food banks to feed your kids, made it next to impossible to see your GP, and god forbid you need treatment at a hospital. But really they vote for them because the tories want to sink boats full of brown people. That’s the ugly truth of it.

Who is the clitoris?

The only reference to anything is the interview Eales gave when he was on about having to sell a player at some point. There is nowt else supporting this because we’ve not announced the financial results. If we were that desperate then Bruno or Isak would already be gone imo

A brexit voting tory would be called a “patriot” in the telegraph, so that’s a fake quote

Jordan Peterson sends his apologies. He’s busy telling men not to be wimps at the same time as crying like one on the Joe Rogan experience.

Live via video link it’s Andrew Tate!

Most reform candidates are “that” bloke in Wetherspoons tbf. The angry, jobless, middle aged white fella that stinks of joop and stale rollies who tucks his t shirt into his trackies and sits on his own in the corner screaming “immigrants” at people just wanting to enjoy a burger and pint combo at 1 in the afternoon.

“Fathers lock up your daughters…….in the kitchen, where they belong” please tell me this isn’t real

I am happy, he’s very easy to insult.