Dazzler

Which is an improvement on over the bar or hitting a corner flag.

Lloyd Kelly needs to stop the champagne passes. He’s no Schar. Also can someone have a word with Lobby, because I don’t think he’s sussed he’s left footed yet.

Miggy waiting until he faces league two opposition to break out the right foot.

Cracking step up for him though, he’s step up even higher than Iron Mike.

Has Lukey been shoplifting again?

“We recognised revenue for a thing that hadn’t happened yet” Pretty sure this goes against IFRS like.

The fact that it’s not that far off something Truss would actually say is what really caught everyone out

I'd swap out Bruno for Tonali and Gordon for Barnes - let Gordon rest up from Saturday and give Tonali and Willock needed minutes. I wouldn't be too surprised to see Ruddy in goal either.

"It's coz me dad uncal Mick enjoys a can of lilt with his chippy tea, and me sister Aunty Sharon sez that when Mick eayts hewge bits of pineapple it makes his willey gewp taste a bit better."

Truss claims there is an underground transgender mafia who is really running the country, and that is why she failed as PM. Just when it appears that the tories can't get any lower, some cunt hands them a shovel.

Tropical sounds too forrin marra, and we dinnit dey grasses.

So long as they don't incite throwing rocks at her they are morally superior to us, marra.

FYP

Chair has been in circulation for as long as I’ve been working in corporate circles like. Mogg is clutching at best with that one. Chairman, chairwoman, chairperson or simply chair have always been interchangeable depending on who sat in the seat and I don’t think anyone other than a desperate Tory gives a fuck tbh.

He did defend Rayner’s right to call him and his pals scum tbf to the mental nanny’s saggy cheb enthusiast.

Gullis: No one will give me a job teaching because of my political views. Head teacher: We won’t employ you because you keep locking brown children in dog crates, and you misspelled Jonathan Gullis on your CV.

Oh my days blud, I was cooked after 10 seconds fam. Stuck it out another 5 to see if it got better fam. It did not blud.

Aye, down to his political views and absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he's proven himself to be less than useless at quite literally everything. Probably best we don't hire teachers that are thicker than whale spunk to educate our kids tbh.

That history is all assumed tbf. There is absolutely nothing concrete to suggest they didn't get on / work well together etc. Anything that did hint at it solely came from Ashworth leaving to go to Man Utd - which could have easily been purely down to a massive pay rise at a much bigger club on the global stage.

RIP to Blade’s step dad.

Isak has been starved of service and Gordon had starved him of it tbf. Murphy has been on the other wing so it’s completely expected down that side.

Southgate would be the dream. Tuchel is another charlatan like Ten Hag so would be funny. Howe is the sleep paralysis demon scenario. Especially if he’s replaced by anyone mentioned above.

What are you talking about? He loved it here. See exhibit A: